OG! What’s America coming to when having sex with a giant plastic dinosaur in a public park gets you deported?!?
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20100928_Alien_nabbed_in_dino_attack.html
The man who is a “strong suspect” in a simulated sexual act with a toy dinosaur at a Chester County playground faces deportation to Mexico, State Police say.
Guadelupe Paramo-Almanza, 39, is suspected of flashing two teenage girls in Pomeroy Park, Avondale, about 4 p.m. Sept. 19, according to police.
Following the lewd gesture, Paramo-Almanza allegedly simulated “a sex act on a dinosaur-shaped playground apparatus,” police said.
Paramo-Almanza was arrested shortly after, less than a mile away, and was believed to be drunk at the time, according to a state police supervisor who asked not to be identified.
TYRRANY!
Was it a female dinosaur?
It was when he was done with it!
I thought this would be about one of my exes. He was really into Godzilla, and had a 6-foot inflatable one in his apartment. I don’t remember whether it was anatomically correct, but the little 8" one he gave me isn’t (I still have it).
Manduck
September 29, 2010, 1:35am
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Apollyon:
Or a trannysaurus?
Per the OP, it was a TYRRANY!saurus.
The man sounds like he was a dipwadicus.