Man in Tom Cruise shakedown case found dead

Man in Tom Cruise shakedown case found dead

He appears to have committed suicide.

Anyone else see that and think, ‘Never f*ck with a $cientologist!’

Boy, do I feel sorry for the guy who farted during the moment of silence if they ever find out who he is.

I thought this was about the farter. I bet this news isn’t going to help with his gas situation.

What’s the deal with the farting?

It wasn’t me!

More info here.