Perhaps *left *a special deposit is more accurate? 
I’m a bit curious what triggered the man’s revenge on the bank. Excessive over draft fees? Interest on credit cards too high?
I guess its no bigger a deal than picking up after a dog. Oh wait, a entire plane landed because of dog poop.
How does one prepare for such a mission? Eat a bag of these first?
I wonder how the bank will deliver the ‘interest’ in a year’s time?
Kept his shorts on. Don’t expect modesty from someone intentionally shitting in public. Impressive, though, that the stench cleared the entire building.
I wouldn’t expect the odor to be that noticeable either. A bank is a big open area.
We don’t usually notice when our dog poops in the house until we see it on the floor. Pick it up with toilet paper and flush. No big deal unless its real soft. I can’t imagine why that silly airplane declared an emergency over dog crap. People these days are just so silly and excitable.
Apparently they couldn’t clean it up without paper towels - although it seems like they should’ve been able to improvise something - and didn’t want to make the passengers sit there and smell it for several more hours.
There’s a certain amount of irony in saying this when you’ve just started a thread about a guy pooping in a bank. 
I guess airplanes have that super thin bio degradable TP. Almost useless. I can’t wipe with that stuff and keep my hand totally clean.
That’s what I was thinking, he planned his diet well. A fresh shit is usually annoying but not evacuation worthy. Or maybe he is just a guy who normally has powerful deuces and was a mercenary hire.
That’s a craigslist add I don’t want to see -
I take it you don’t have kids then?
I did. They are grown now. Sure, a ripe diaper is noticeable several feet away. I’d prefer at least ten feet between me and a soiled baby. 
My diaper changing days are well behind me.
But a bank lobby is so big. Maybe a 150x150 ft space? My local branch bank’s lobby is smaller, approximately 60x60ft.
Someone drops a load on the floor in my bank? My attitude would be ‘I’ll come back in a couple of days’.
If someone is willing to shit on the floor…what else are they willing to do?
He must have been able to actually pinch the loaf to be able to shit in a variety of places. If I tried that it would probably just be one big unpinchable log.
Could be, Depends.
I seem to recall that some British bank (perhaps even Barclays) was storing a fossilized human turd.
I guess there just isn’t anything new under the sun, is there?
“Shitman for hire. Can complete task with or without shorts.”
“example of work available upon suitable request including prepaid large manila envelope.”
Ahah, I guess it was just found there:
There is a classic photograph from that dig showing a vertical section of the site, with the buildings at street level also shown. The various layers are labelled Roman bank, Viking bank, Saxon bank, Medieval bank… and above them stands the Lloyds bank. It makes archaeologists laugh 