I’ll just let this conversation speak for itself. His screenname has been changed.
scubasteve: thgese law books arent as heavy as they look
cisc0: really?
scubasteve: they are also easier to read than the law directly
scubasteve: this generation might not get the money back from the jews
scubasteve: i personally gyped a jewish family before
scubasteve: which means it might work
cisc0: how?
scubasteve: how isn’t important as it may seem
scubasteve: we don’t need to do it again because thats what we gave back to the world
scubasteve: we already knew how but people dont trust their intuition sometimes
scubasteve: they tried to make me christian ambassador but it backfired and now we have someone else playing the opposite that seems to be doing a good job observing so far
scubasteve: muslims will never allow anyone to be an ambassador
cisc0: who is ‘they’?
scubasteve: they patched their belief system long ago to prveent it from happening. they decided to have sex with alot of people and have the world end early
scubasteve: the jewish family i gyped
scubasteve: they really gave me their secret weapon
scubasteve: when they did that
scubasteve: which is why jon could never get a hold of me
scubasteve: he is part catholic though so that could be it, but he did have a highly religious mother and he became more religious after she died but he still had that bit of catholic in him
scubasteve: we need another gypsy president to prevent al-qaeda from bringing in a nuke to this country or just eliminate them
scubasteve: cause if they get anuke in and set it off its the beginning of the end
scubasteve: carter was one but hes too old
scubasteve: i might get killed for saying this
scubasteve: but the cia might be afraid to eliminate al-qaeda completely
scubasteve: the cia spokesperson kept saying they might get killed in other countries and syria will do it for them
scubasteve: its probably those albanian’s fault
scubasteve: i hope they don’t want to kill me for saying that
cisc0: i think you’ll be ok
scubasteve: i think it would help their cause to get the message out so we can just systematically wipe them out
scubasteve: that’s what my mom said…
scubasteve: might be true, but it does seem the opposite some times
scubasteve: albania might be the ones sabotaging syria
scubasteve: so they probably dont need to be eliminated either
scubasteve: despite how aggressive they are
scubasteve: its ironic how sometimes we need violence in the world to survive
scubasteve: but i should stop there, you might already have heard alot of these things from the movies the spokesperson was in
cisc0: what spokesperson?
scubasteve: of the cia
cisc0: what movies?
scubasteve: he could very well not be cia really, it could be his role
scubasteve: they say he was in that movie that took place here… i forgot the name of it, i did pass by the house they filmed part of it at just yesturday
scubasteve: it had johnny knoxville and tim allen in it
scubasteve: i for some reason don’t belive the spokesperson really is cia, he could have just been for that movie
scubasteve: not even spokesman, just playing the role of a cia op
scubasteve: he might want to kill me for saying that if he really is
scubasteve: but then again he might not just because i said he would… thats where things get weird really, the rationale behind things do get really strange and perplexing sometimes
scubasteve: did anyone tell you that you are kinda like john poindexter
cisc0: me?
scubasteve: you might feel it sometimes but just not realized it yet
scubasteve: yea… you are alot like him already
cisc0: why?
scubasteve: you get alot of verbal shootouts
scubasteve: but you always win
scubasteve: poindexter gets to play with guns
scubasteve: real guns*
scubasteve: i think words can be just as dangerous as real weapons
scubasteve: they are what provoke things to happen
scubasteve: sometimes at least
scubasteve: but sometimes not usually
scubasteve: you probably gotta goto school for at least 6 years to not go sour
scubasteve: being a dr will get you killed. dont ask how, i dont know really
scubasteve: i probably would too but they say im the guy who runs the game and can’t get killed
scubasteve: or something… alot of it doesnt make sense really
scubasteve: gotta run, have fun reading that
scubasteve signed off at 2:27:45 PM.
scubasteve signed on at 2:31:19 PM.
scubasteve: if the game really is real, they say you’d be the opposing force of the cheif operating officer and be a big baby about everything he does wether you like it or not and provoke him into doing whats right
scubasteve: i don’t know how that works either, they won’t tell me how. im sure i know it already but i’m too afraid to think about some of these things
scubasteve: you might know
scubasteve: cause you still make things happen by covering them up by being a baby if you havn’t thought that through all the way yet
scubasteve: they say dogs know these things by reading your brain waves and bark at you when they dont like what your doing
scubasteve: i hear one barking now but that all sounds like a bunch of gobblygood to me
scubasteve: so maybe i do understand it after all
scubasteve: or maybe i don’t and just not able to recognize it
scubasteve: life skills… aha
scubasteve: thats why some say the worste high school students sometime become the most successful in business
scubasteve: it makes you sound stupid
scubasteve: or does it really make you smart all along?
scubasteve: i don’t know all of these things, i just repeat what people tell me
scubasteve: so i might be really just stupid. i often think i am so it probably is true that im not all that smart afterall
scubasteve: we both will get killed for comming out with this too soon… the nsa has been leveling the playing field for along time now so youneed to not be a baby about this like you usually are
scubasteve: it could backfire as much to us as it can backfire on them
scubasteve: if you were here in person they’d still hear it all they just knocked down the tree with the transmitter in it, i dont know if they put up a new one in the tree with all the thorns and is impossible to climb
scubasteve: they could have did it at night in a cherry picker but they probably want me dead anyways for sending them on wild goose chases in iraq
scubasteve: i dont even know if it is my fault anyways, i think it would put the blame on the guys at the pentagon or at the citadel
Now let me make a few notes here:
#1 - No, he’s not joking.
#2 - He came out of nowhere with the “These law books aren’t as heavy as they look” comment. That’s the first I’ve heard from him in weeks, if not months, and I don’t know anything about any lawbooks.
#3 - Where did he have to “run” to that only took 4 minutes?
#4 - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?
I’ve known him for ~6 years and he just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That’s not to say that this is the weirdest “conversation” (notice my almost complete lack of participation) we’ve ever had - oh no, not by a longshot - only the most recent.
He’s on anti-depressants and anti-psychotics, but it actually seems like he’s gotten worse since he’s been on the meds.
What do you guys think of this kind of behavior? Do you have any friends this weird?
This conversation is still taking place as I type this so I’m sure I’ll have more later if anyone is interested.