Man, WTF is wrong with this guy? Or...does anyone else have a friend this weird?

I’ll just let this conversation speak for itself. His screenname has been changed.

scubasteve: thgese law books arent as heavy as they look
cisc0: really?
scubasteve: they are also easier to read than the law directly
scubasteve: this generation might not get the money back from the jews
scubasteve: i personally gyped a jewish family before
scubasteve: which means it might work
cisc0: how?
scubasteve: how isn’t important as it may seem
scubasteve: we don’t need to do it again because thats what we gave back to the world
scubasteve: we already knew how but people dont trust their intuition sometimes
scubasteve: they tried to make me christian ambassador but it backfired and now we have someone else playing the opposite that seems to be doing a good job observing so far
scubasteve: muslims will never allow anyone to be an ambassador
cisc0: who is ‘they’?
scubasteve: they patched their belief system long ago to prveent it from happening. they decided to have sex with alot of people and have the world end early
scubasteve: the jewish family i gyped
scubasteve: they really gave me their secret weapon
scubasteve: when they did that
scubasteve: which is why jon could never get a hold of me
scubasteve: he is part catholic though so that could be it, but he did have a highly religious mother and he became more religious after she died but he still had that bit of catholic in him
scubasteve: we need another gypsy president to prevent al-qaeda from bringing in a nuke to this country or just eliminate them
scubasteve: cause if they get anuke in and set it off its the beginning of the end
scubasteve: carter was one but hes too old
scubasteve: i might get killed for saying this
scubasteve: but the cia might be afraid to eliminate al-qaeda completely
scubasteve: the cia spokesperson kept saying they might get killed in other countries and syria will do it for them
scubasteve: its probably those albanian’s fault
scubasteve: i hope they don’t want to kill me for saying that
cisc0: i think you’ll be ok
scubasteve: i think it would help their cause to get the message out so we can just systematically wipe them out
scubasteve: that’s what my mom said…
scubasteve: might be true, but it does seem the opposite some times
scubasteve: albania might be the ones sabotaging syria
scubasteve: so they probably dont need to be eliminated either
scubasteve: despite how aggressive they are
scubasteve: its ironic how sometimes we need violence in the world to survive
scubasteve: but i should stop there, you might already have heard alot of these things from the movies the spokesperson was in
cisc0: what spokesperson?
scubasteve: of the cia
cisc0: what movies?
scubasteve: he could very well not be cia really, it could be his role
scubasteve: they say he was in that movie that took place here… i forgot the name of it, i did pass by the house they filmed part of it at just yesturday
scubasteve: it had johnny knoxville and tim allen in it
scubasteve: i for some reason don’t belive the spokesperson really is cia, he could have just been for that movie
scubasteve: not even spokesman, just playing the role of a cia op
scubasteve: he might want to kill me for saying that if he really is
scubasteve: but then again he might not just because i said he would… thats where things get weird really, the rationale behind things do get really strange and perplexing sometimes
scubasteve: did anyone tell you that you are kinda like john poindexter
cisc0: me?
scubasteve: you might feel it sometimes but just not realized it yet
scubasteve: yea… you are alot like him already
cisc0: why?
scubasteve: you get alot of verbal shootouts
scubasteve: but you always win
scubasteve: poindexter gets to play with guns
scubasteve: real guns*
scubasteve: i think words can be just as dangerous as real weapons
scubasteve: they are what provoke things to happen
scubasteve: sometimes at least
scubasteve: but sometimes not usually
scubasteve: you probably gotta goto school for at least 6 years to not go sour
scubasteve: being a dr will get you killed. dont ask how, i dont know really
scubasteve: i probably would too but they say im the guy who runs the game and can’t get killed
scubasteve: or something… alot of it doesnt make sense really
scubasteve: gotta run, have fun reading that
scubasteve signed off at 2:27:45 PM.
scubasteve signed on at 2:31:19 PM.
scubasteve: if the game really is real, they say you’d be the opposing force of the cheif operating officer and be a big baby about everything he does wether you like it or not and provoke him into doing whats right
scubasteve: i don’t know how that works either, they won’t tell me how. im sure i know it already but i’m too afraid to think about some of these things
scubasteve: you might know
scubasteve: cause you still make things happen by covering them up by being a baby if you havn’t thought that through all the way yet
scubasteve: they say dogs know these things by reading your brain waves and bark at you when they dont like what your doing
scubasteve: i hear one barking now but that all sounds like a bunch of gobblygood to me
scubasteve: so maybe i do understand it after all
scubasteve: or maybe i don’t and just not able to recognize it
scubasteve: life skills… aha
scubasteve: thats why some say the worste high school students sometime become the most successful in business
scubasteve: it makes you sound stupid
scubasteve: or does it really make you smart all along?
scubasteve: i don’t know all of these things, i just repeat what people tell me
scubasteve: so i might be really just stupid. i often think i am so it probably is true that im not all that smart afterall
scubasteve: we both will get killed for comming out with this too soon… the nsa has been leveling the playing field for along time now so youneed to not be a baby about this like you usually are
scubasteve: it could backfire as much to us as it can backfire on them
scubasteve: if you were here in person they’d still hear it all they just knocked down the tree with the transmitter in it, i dont know if they put up a new one in the tree with all the thorns and is impossible to climb
scubasteve: they could have did it at night in a cherry picker but they probably want me dead anyways for sending them on wild goose chases in iraq
scubasteve: i dont even know if it is my fault anyways, i think it would put the blame on the guys at the pentagon or at the citadel

Now let me make a few notes here:

#1 - No, he’s not joking.

#2 - He came out of nowhere with the “These law books aren’t as heavy as they look” comment. That’s the first I’ve heard from him in weeks, if not months, and I don’t know anything about any lawbooks.

#3 - Where did he have to “run” to that only took 4 minutes?

#4 - WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

I’ve known him for ~6 years and he just keeps getting weirder and weirder. That’s not to say that this is the weirdest “conversation” (notice my almost complete lack of participation) we’ve ever had - oh no, not by a longshot - only the most recent.

He’s on anti-depressants and anti-psychotics, but it actually seems like he’s gotten worse since he’s been on the meds.

What do you guys think of this kind of behavior? Do you have any friends this weird?

This conversation is still taking place as I type this so I’m sure I’ll have more later if anyone is interested.

I thought he was joking. I thought you must have meant he was weird in a good way. Maybe you’re the one who should change their screename.

I have some weird friends, but not even close to this guy’s league. I couldn’t begin to guess what his problem is, but I sure hope he never moves into my neighborhood.

Too bizarre!!

dude… it’s not cool to post our conversations like that…
Kidding people… I’m Kidding…
seriously though… what the hell is wrong with him?

He has to be kidding… what a nut…

[Continued…]

[I added a little commentary in brackets this time]


scubasteve: they are the ones in the upper echelons anyways who come up with most of these things, or so they say… that could be as much disinformation as anythjing else could be.
scubasteve: i can see us being in the army too… but who cares anyways… we’re all dead already anyways… we just cant see what numbers are on our timers like aa ticking timb bomb
scubasteve: im pretty sure my dad worked for the nsa at one point, my grandfather said this as well as many people who claimed to have connections to antonio and jonna mendez who actually do work for the cia for sure, they got the cia seal on thjeir book and havnt gotten in trouble for all the years its been out so it must be true
scubasteve: or the cia could really not give two shits unlike the fbi who’d go after anyone who falsely claimed to be an fbi agent
scubasteve: thats where it can backfire you see
scubasteve: they’ll kill you for sure if you repeat that to anyone your more than likely sure not to be a foreigner
scubasteve: no matter who they are
scubasteve: they might kill me too
scubasteve: or at least kidnap me and torture me to get it out, if they can’t they might go straight to the labotomy
scubasteve: you as well if you let the russian hear these things [One of my best friends is Russian]
scubasteve: they really still are enemies, they are incredibly bitter still
scubasteve: they seem to have the niceness as part of their ghame cause they have always been a step ahead of us but not immune to disinformation
scubasteve: it realy does show if you care about the people in this country or not by spying on you and seeing what you do with the things people tell you
scubasteve: but that could be a setup… the executioners are constantly looking for ways to blame someone else for the people they kill who really do go against this country
scubasteve: theres one i know whos what they call literally ‘the faggot executioner’
cisc0: what excecutioners?
scubasteve: they say hes preparing to frame me for his murders but they won’t if i do the things im supposed to
scubasteve: i dunno
scubasteve: i dont know all these things
scubasteve: they can easily blame anyone by being ambiguous
scubasteve: i cant specifically pin point anyone
scubasteve: i dont really know anyone, i might have implied i do but these are just rumors afterall
scubasteve: i just take the threat seriously like everyone else
scubasteve: but if its true that you tell everyone the things i talk about
scubasteve: i might just lead them to you
scubasteve: if i do know someone who does it, it could be disinformation
scubasteve: it seems like they wouldnt tell me who the killers are unless i went around and started asking people if they’d do jobs…
scubasteve: but i dont really want to kill anyone… even in self defense i wouldn’t want to
scubasteve: that doesnt mention if i really would or not either
scubasteve: you’ve been forced into the game, it makes you powerful in charlotte and in the suburbs though
scubasteve: so thats a good incentive for you i think
scubasteve: if it is true
scubasteve: if weird things happen to you
scubasteve: and it appears to be warning shots
scubasteve: it might well be true afterall
scubasteve: dont talk to andy about these things [A mutual friend. Not the Russian mentioned earlier and not even Russian to my knowledge. In fact, he’s Italian]
scubasteve: he’s in the russian mafia
scubasteve: thats basically the new KGB anyways
scubasteve: just like the cia is becomming more and more like the american mafia
scubasteve: so they say
scubasteve: russians are good at what they do. they still lack the ability to understand things in the open channels so thats your test, if it is true
scubasteve: if you talk about these things without realizing it, they will start to give you warning shots
scubasteve: and if you react the right way they might or might not kill you
scubasteve: it would be alot easier for them to kill you than for them to kill me cause you are out in the country
scubasteve: aside from the reported priority the nsa gives me because of my connections to hackers as well as these blindsighted cia wannabes
scubasteve: "hackers’ i should say
scubasteve: pimp is a crackhead anyways [The “hacker” pimpshiz (do a google search), a mutual friend of ours.]
scubasteve: hes like a tripple agent
cisc0: i don’t live in nc anymore
scubasteve: they can still kill you on a military base
scubasteve: the DIA is just like the CIA
scubasteve: well
scubasteve: not really
scubasteve: they’d get caught
scubasteve: for sure
scubasteve: thats probably why military tribunals are so different from federal and state courts anyway
scubasteve: you probably wouldnt tell me if you are living on a base now
scubasteve: it would prove alot of these things
scubasteve: which im not supposed to find out for sure
scubasteve: the nsa may be responsible for luring us into a trap to get us into the military by forcing the information we arent supposed to know
cisc0: i moved to phoenix
scubasteve: they said an army general came to my school one day and stood outside the classroom asked my teacher to ask me if i wanted to work for the nsa and the girl i was trying to fuck coerced me not to… not that i dont agree with what she said…
scubasteve: but i was still kinda young to move out
scubasteve: and be the first high school student being paid on federal pay scale
scubasteve: it does seem odd that the nsa recently started to offer a summer program for high school students
scubasteve: im sure they’d even send them to a military school and college as part of the bennefit package
scubasteve: they could have equally wanted me to join as much as they wouldnt mind if i didnt to get the idea out to the citadel to make them think of plans to allow a much more massive invasion of high school students to come work at the citadel
scubasteve: i hope they got the kinks worked out for when the students return home for school and not give out toomuch information
scubasteve: that was/is a big risk for them
scubasteve: if they havnt figured it out by now i think they should stop
scubasteve: my son or grandson could do it but id rather him become president like they wanted me to
scubasteve: its unfurtunate though that they seemed to let me become greedy with the carding which was what they wanted me be to prevent me from being president [He got arrested for using stolen credit cards about 3-4 years ago]
scubasteve: my dad didnt say shit even though he didnt like the gook who was the blood sucker at the time getting us to do all those cardings [No idea who this “gook” :rolleyes: is, he acted on his own free will.]
scubasteve: which makes me suspect he really was sided with the nsa the whole time on that issue
scubasteve: he coulda been disinformed as much as i was, or they coulda got to him some other way
scubasteve: but i doint know what goes on most of the time anyhow
scubasteve: they always try to get me to realize these things last for some reason
scubasteve: which would support the idea that i really am running alot of the game but then again i dont know
scubasteve: probably so they can do it again only slightly different
scubasteve: but that is a contradiction anyhow
scubasteve: alot of it is a bunch of contradictions to begin with
scubasteve: and alot may not be
scubasteve: its too big of a conspiracy to tell what it is we are supposed to do or trying to do at least
scubasteve: you won’t get all of it… they dont even trust the men who can’t die with alot of these things… it stays compartmentalized

Auto response from cisc0: not here [This is the message that automatically comes up when I haven’t touched my computer for more than 10 minutes. He just keeps talking though…]

scubasteve: you might be one of them now that i told you… but you might not be that i did because you shouldnt have known
scubasteve: but if you shouldn’t have they will kill you for sure without caring if someone gets compromised but they can easily cover it up like they did in the jfk assasination
scubasteve: if you dont get murdered within a few years, then it might be you who gets the delegation unless you’ve been instructed to give it to someone else… they shouldnt even trust me knowing or even thinking its true
scubasteve: but that might be the pressure they put on me to not say these things to other people which makes it that much harder for me
scubasteve: he asked me to tell you all of this, my memory is large but not always complete, i might have left out something important
scubasteve: i hope i didnt and i hope i did at the same time…
cisc0: who asked you to tell me this?
scubasteve: i don’t know who really, they used a intermediary to tlel me
scubasteve: the person who is scripting this went through several people first so i wouldnt find out who it is really
scubasteve: it could be someone your brother knows
scubasteve: it could even be your brother or even your father
scubasteve: even tria or your mom, grandfather or someone else close to you
scubasteve: it is really someone who is trusting you though
scubasteve: and who is also willing to put a bullet in your head if you do the wrong thing with it
scubasteve: the poerson who told me didnt even know
scubasteve: who it was
scubasteve: so theres no way he could tell me who it was
scubasteve: they might make me general if i goto the army
scubasteve: but i might or might not have to go
scubasteve: i dont know
scubasteve: they said they might have to cause i had the sensitive info passed to the man who can’t supposbaly die
scubasteve: which means it connects the two wings together at the ends like a bow and arrow
scubasteve: meaning you really do half of the army at the finger tips
scubasteve: the entire federal government really
scubasteve: half of it
scubasteve: part of the locals and states too
scubasteve: they said alot of the shit i said was used in iraq
scubasteve: but they didnt do all the things i said
scubasteve: so it probably means im just an intermediary as well
scubasteve: my breed broke away from the military it seems
scubasteve: but i might not have so who knows
scubasteve: imt elling you all this so probably we didn’t
scubasteve: or it could be disinformation too.
scubasteve signed off at 3:25:25 PM.
scubasteve signed on at 3:25:54 PM.
scubasteve: they might want us to role play if not
scubasteve: you will have to pass it on to someone else for sure when we are done if this is just a role play
scubasteve: if it is role play, then it will help in business
scubasteve signed off at 3:26:38 PM.


Should be easier to read this time.

Merge - Oh believe me, a joke doesn’t last for several years. He’s not kidding.

Did he stop taking his medications? IANApsychologist, but he sounds schizophrenic.

The only thing I understand is this:

That’s a reference to Clinton.

How is/was Clinton a gypsy?

He’s not Roma (‘Gypsy’) as such. But it’s possible that he had some Romani ancestry on his father’s side of the family.

Here’s a cite:

Nice to know that at least one part of your buddies ramblings makes sense (after a fashion).

I have tried to understand the rest of it, but it made my brain hurt.

whoa…he really sounds schizophrenic.

cisco: scubasteve, I hear some banging on the door…they are COMING IN!..I…SNGeAw{Gf809q3fg
And change your user name… Just kidding, you don’t want to abandon the guy, but man!

Ol’ scubasteve seems to have a wee bit of paranoia working.

Or he really knows who “they” are!

Sounds like he stopped his meds. Or went off the deep-end. Or both.

So, with the gypsy comment, this guy means he wants another President like Clinton? Now thats crazy… :slight_smile:

I think I know him. Did he just get married? Like a month after his wife squeezed out a pup?

You mean you know someone similarly weird and someone married him?

That is a textbook case of a schizophrenic’s writing. Either he quit taking his meds or they are not working. He is not weird (well he is but not his fault), he is really sick. Do you know anyone in his family or any other close friends that may be able to help? He really should be evaluated again to get him straightened out. You should save that conversation in case the psychiatrist needs to see it as evidence that something has gone wrong again.

woah. Made me think of the movie version of John Nash (I’ve seen the movie AND read the book.)

I with Bruce_Daddy, you need to go watch the movie “A Beautiful Mind” and see if you don’t notice some similarities. The guy needs some help, seriously.

Sounds like he’s seriously paranoid. Calling Shabadu (in case she does a vanity search) - she’s got experience with schizophrenia, maybe she’ll have an opinion.