Periodic Table: A chart which chronicles a woman’s menstrual cycles.
-“BB”-
Recrystallization: When the actor from Monsters Inc. and The Princess Bride needs some R&R
Action potential: The theoretical possibility that any film plot should include violence.
Synapse: Jesus says I shouldn’t nod off in the afternoon.
Journal of Implied Sciences for the less-developed cases.
Nuclear Fishin’ has been mentioned, but it is done under a Chemis Tree.
Mistletoe is of course a danger to engineers at NASA.
Ganglia: What Princess Organa and her homeys call themselves.
Alternating current: The tide comes in; the tide goes out.
-“BB”-
Avogadro’s Number: 6.02 x 10(23) servings of guacamole
^ Mole: I should have that looked at.
molar: that thin plastic sheeting, often coated silvery
Serial port: A strong, fortified wine made from grain instead of grapes.
Ohm’s Law: Wherever you hang your hat is your Ohm.
-“BB”-
transistor: used to be your brother
In Romania, where Ohm sounds and means the same as the French “homme”, people have been using their mangled Ohm’s Law for ages: “If you’re a Man with me, I’ll be a Man with you.”
Quantitative Observation : If you aim for a healthy body weight, you may want to check the calorie content of the food you eat.
Microchips: All you will find at the bottom of a bag of Doritos when you’re really hungry.
Double helix: Half of a quadruple helix.
Nanometer: A method of tracking, usually by camera, child-care providers while parents are away.
Kelvin: 6 year old boy with a stuffed tiger “toy.”
chrono-synclastic infundibulum: oh, come on, I already told you
Faraday: What poor Lee Majors had to call every February 2nd between 1973 and 1982.