Mangle a term from the sciences

Ecliptic: You shoulda seen the size of that parasite cut off of that dog!

Anomaly: “The Year of the Regular Lad” is the first in the old European zodiac cycle, whose last vestiges can be found in Poland and the Czech Republic.

paradigm shift: moving 20¢ in change from one place to another

-“BB”-

Angioplasty: I 'ad a drink wit 'er at the pub t’other night. Mr. O’Plasty was not amused.

Phylum: What Dr. Stephen Hawking told his secretary to do with all his fan letters.

trajectory: when something horrible happens and you just toss it aside

Hypotenuse:a supposition serving as a starting point for further tests

Hypothesis: A person who puts people into a trance and then makes them perform actions

Hypnotist: The longest side of a right triangle

Aurora Borealis: Sister of that guy that was in, “Bones,” and, “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.”

Mastication: Self-pleasuring on the highest point of a sailboat.

Satellite: The condition of riding your horse bareback.

Centrifuge: A really large centrif.

centripetal force: the thing that holds flowers together

Interglacial period: an interval when your girlfriend has way fewer headaches than usual.

Genetic engineering: What your friend Gene can do if your car won’t start.

ITCZ: There a street in Mumbai where tourists come across this sign quite often (and where vendors of synthetic gems have been thriving for some time). It means “I trade cubic zirconia.”

placebo: where one goes in search of their friend Beauregarde

Urinate as in “On a scale of 1 to 10, urinate.”

Crater: Who’s nailing me up in this box?

Protein: During the dissolution of the Soviet Union, more and more people in Kazakhstan were against the ruble and in favor of the tein. The protein movement eventually won.

Carbohydrate: That actress who wanted to be left alone, needed time to drink some water.