Supernova: A new and improved PBS science show.
COPD: What you gonna do when they come for you?
EM: someone’s aunt from Kansas
Combustion: The process of admiring a Soviet woman with large breasts.
does sci-fi count?
Barnhouse effect: The ever-increasing downward curve observed in one’s bank account when engaged in the conversion of a former agricultural building to residential quarters.
-“BB”-
Terminal velocity: How fast that f%$@#!& iMac is going when I heave it out the 20th floor office window.
Petri dish: What Laura is serving Rob, Ritchie and herself for dinner tonight.
Calorimeter: An instrument used to accurately measure youth, inexperience and lack of sophistication.
Alkaline: Right fielder for the Detroit Tigers.
Frequency - What you should do if Quincy is innocent
amplitude: sufficient peevishness
Avogadro’s number: The REAL reason no pro team ever drafted him after college.
-“BB”-
Ideal gas: Embrace mother nature.
Condensed matter: The stuff that Campbell’s tomato soup is made from.
Planck Epoch: The period of the early universe during which homes were routinely built with hardwood floors instead of carpeting.
^ Planck constant: No such thing; wood sizes keep shrinking, eventually, you’ll be building your house out of toothpicks and popsicle sticks. Billions and billions of them.
research: looking up opinions on websites that I agree with, as in “I did my own research”.
Gas giant: My Uncle Fred after he’s eaten a whole bag of Cheetos.
Light year: a really long distance. With fewer calories.
Here’s the previous one:
parsec: talkshow host steps out for a piss