Apogee: An Irish smartphone program that really impresses you.
hertz: to cause pain
megahertz: to cause pain that is 1000 times stronger; or to cause pain 1000 times
gigahertz: to cause pain that is a million times stronger; or to cause pain a million times
kilohertz: pain that is so severe that one dies from it
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LIGO: cross between a large African feline and a large Australian monitor lizard
Asexual: Erotically attracted to those whose names start with the first letter of the alphabet.
Pistil: What a flower defends itself with.
Bisexual: A scientific term for prostitution.
Velocity: A metropolis for French cyclists
Mitosis: How you describe what your sister is currently stepping on
Centrifuge The gooey part in the middle of the pan that always ends up undercooked.
Conjugate acid I am corrosive. You are corrosive. He, she, and it is corrosive.
Noble gas Silent farts that also don’t smell
Pasteurize The act of letting an old horse spend its remaining days eating grass and just hanging around.
Electron Shell: Where I bought gas last time I visited Mt. Rainier.
Catastrophe Theory - I guess he probably won it for ‘best in breed’
This thread is being a lot more durable than its predecessor and it’s kind of bleeding beyond its original parameters, so let’s just open it up to the rest of the sciences and see how long it will keep running.
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(Quicksilver provided Stochastic I above)
Stochastic II: [Psychology] A variant of bipolar disorder that is a cross between stoic and spastic;
Stochastic III: [[Communications] In which the Valley Guy says he’s stoked but it seems he his being sarcastic.
The problem, of course, its that observers can’t immediately discern what the speaker intends so it seems totally random.
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Anomic: Lacking a name
Zoology: The intense study of Zoe. [Which, by the way, led to charges of stalking and a restraining order.]
–G!
Vulcanology: The study of Mr. Spock and his people.
Availability Heuristic - Smiling at me. Not wearing a wedding ring.
Confirmation Bias - Your church avoids adult baptism
Triskaidekaphobia: The rare combined fear of old baseball players, personal assistants and the wooden flooring of ships.
Bionics: That black stone is AC/DC.
Datastream: When a Starfleet android learns how to pee.
logic: of a place of the kind where the Elks congregate
Circumpolar A Jewish ritual performed in the Arctic region
Parahelion: Two male examples of Panthera leo (Linnaeus: Felis leo)
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Transfer orbit: When you decide to study on a different path around a planet.