Mangle a term from the sciences

Lagrange points: Where ZZ Top’s single charted before peaking at #41.

Exoplanet: A world you want to hug and kiss.

Zellweger syndrome: The ability of actors born in Texas to shed their native accent while playing a role.

Superego: Donald Trump’s mild-mannered persona

-“BB”-

Tsunami - Your military force is almost ready

Epicenter - The warm glow of satisfaction you feel just inside your ribcage

Cyclone - riding your bike by yourself

Id: What you need to get on a plane, or buy a beer if you look young

vortex: a quartet of boffins

Ichthyology: My Bible is bleeding!

Peer review: British aristocrats tell you how they liked recent movies.

Paper: Excuse me? I’m supposed to be writing a research article? You didn’t mean rent a boxing match on TV? Science sucks!

Normative Economics: The bar tab run up at Cheers by Mr. Peterson

Zero Sum: See also Love-Love (Tennis) and Nil-Nil (Soccer)

genus: like blue trousers

Poli Sci: I want a cracker, dammit! (long, disgusted exhale)

laminar flow: why are we sharing our ice with a sheep?

sastruga: yikes, it is correct

frictional unemployment: Quit dragging your feet and get a job!

Schrodinger’s Cat: A two-hulled sailboat owned by an eccentric German scientist.

Main Sequence: After a star begins fusing hydrogen, it may reach a stable equilibrium in which it separates from Massachusetts and develops a thriving lobster industry.
(thanks, xkcd: Stellar Evolution)

-“BB”-

Quark: Either an interstellar garbageman or a Ferengi barkeep.

Zenith: A TV that’s directly above you in orbit (by Motorola).

Sciences: Where mucuth in your head ith produthed.