Lagrange points: Where ZZ Top’s single charted before peaking at #41.
Exoplanet: A world you want to hug and kiss.
Zellweger syndrome: The ability of actors born in Texas to shed their native accent while playing a role.
Superego: Donald Trump’s mild-mannered persona
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Tsunami - Your military force is almost ready
Epicenter - The warm glow of satisfaction you feel just inside your ribcage
Cyclone - riding your bike by yourself
Id: What you need to get on a plane, or buy a beer if you look young
vortex: a quartet of boffins
Ichthyology: My Bible is bleeding!
Peer review: British aristocrats tell you how they liked recent movies.
Paper: Excuse me? I’m supposed to be writing a research article? You didn’t mean rent a boxing match on TV? Science sucks!
Normative Economics: The bar tab run up at Cheers by Mr. Peterson
Zero Sum: See also Love-Love (Tennis) and Nil-Nil (Soccer)
genus: like blue trousers
Poli Sci: I want a cracker, dammit! (long, disgusted exhale)
laminar flow: why are we sharing our ice with a sheep?
sastruga: yikes, it is correct
frictional unemployment: Quit dragging your feet and get a job!
Schrodinger’s Cat: A two-hulled sailboat owned by an eccentric German scientist.
Main Sequence: After a star begins fusing hydrogen, it may reach a stable equilibrium in which it separates from Massachusetts and develops a thriving lobster industry.
(thanks, xkcd: Stellar Evolution)
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Quark: Either an interstellar garbageman or a Ferengi barkeep.
Zenith: A TV that’s directly above you in orbit (by Motorola).
Sciences: Where mucuth in your head ith produthed.