Mangle a term from the sciences

Critical mass: A bunch of people who don’t like what you’re doing, and let you know.

spin: the effort to make the positions of particles more credible/tenable while impugning the positions of antiparticles

Hard Drive Original name for the movie The Fast and the Furious

Degaussing: The process of becoming a French sculptor.

Anaplasia: daughter of Tsar Nicholas II, rumored to have survived her family’s executions.

Bilirubin: Brad Dourif’s character in, “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

Genus: A really smart gal.

Cartesian Coordinates: René? Where’s the location of that well out back?

bismuth: A word used to indicate absolute certainty, as in “Bismuth be the place!”

-“BB”-

Sulfate: The airline captain who landed the jet plane on the Hudson River a while back. “Sulfy,” for short.

Oxygen: To create more opioids.

Lithium: asking for a demonstration, e.g. “you say you got 'em? Lithium.”

Concave: Where Bernie Madoff tried to hide out.

spectral lines: “If ever thy dear father thou didst love, list, list, o list

dwarf star: Michael Dunn, Verne Troyer, Warwick Davis, Billy Barty, Hervé Villechaize, or Kenny Baker, among others

-“BB”-

prime numbers: hit songs from musicals

Convex: To really annoy Bernie Madoff.

red dwarf: communist pier

Riemann tensor: something that makes Riemann nervous

Surface Tension: I’m just fine after that audit, no, really.

The f%&#*@ hell I am; where's my @#^&^#$%& gun?