Mangle a term from the sciences

Recalibration: Making President Coolidge turn slightly and reveal a little more of himself again.

Atomic piles: Something that no amount of Preparation H will ever be able to deal with.

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Enriched uranium: Giving a radioactive element all your money.

Nuclear reactor: Someone who is totally fed up with hearing “Noo-cyuh-ler.”

Critical Mass: an extremely significant religious ritual in the Roman Catholic church.

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Cyclotron: Watching a cheesy Eighties Disney sf movie repeatedly.

Nucleus: What Brandine needed when her first hillbilly husband/brother/cousin passed on.

Coronavirus: When the Sun catches a bad cold

stellarator: someone offering their opinion of a performance from Streetcar Named Desire

Ascending or Descending Sequences Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do. . . Do-Ti-La-So-Fa-Mi-Re-Do

clone: (noun) a performer of pantomime, usually wearing an outlandish costume, wig, and excessive makeup so as to create exaggerated facial features, especially the eyes, the nose, and the mouth/lips.
(verb) to perform pantomime in such a manner.

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Spacetime: When the astronaut is scheduled to begin her EVA.

Continuum: go ahead, renew those subscriptions.

Accretion disk: Socrates’s back is out again!

General Relativity: When the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is your third cousin once removed.

resonant: a plastic insect

Event horizon: Planning interval for a big wedding.

singularity: lack of inclination to partner with a significant-other

Wormhole: I knew something was wrong with that apple.

Einstein–Rosen bridge: How you travel from the City of Einstein to the Village of Rosen without getting your feet wet.