Quantum mechanics: The only place you can take your Quantum to be repaired without invalidating the warranty
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Third Dimension: After Billy Davis and Marilyn McCoo left the group.
dimension: a faint reference to
Mach: What Dr. Corday kept calling Dr. Greene on “ER”.
“I took my car to a quantum mechanic. He tried to convince me it didn’t even exist.” - Steven Wright
phrenology: as with information that is unrestrained and come at no cost
Reflexology: The study of certain shitty Duran Duran songs.
Hawking radiation: Rays emitted by a late eminent scientist’s microwave oven.
Supersonic: Do you know how fast that hedgehog got my burger, fries and shake out to my car?
Black body: An African American swimsuit model.
Mechanical Wave: The feeling of the crowd the third time it goes around the stadium.
Newtonian mechanics: The crew in charge of maintaining the machine that makes fig bars.
Three-body problem: the unfinished appendix to the Kama Sutra
Regolith: The archer Elf from Lord of the Rings.
Coronavirus Getting the flu from drinking too much Corona.
Tobler’s First Law Of Geography, also known as Tobler-One: chocolate is, of course, desirable; but the closer a given piece gets, the more you crave it.
Gravitational Field: You want to be next to her! You really want to be next to her!
Genetics: The study of denim trousers.
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Curved spacetime: The hours some guys spend staring at swimsuit pics of Kate Upton.
Tangent: George Hamilton
Force: In physics, force is the product of two particular things in the physical world, I forget which. Force can be made to do work if it’s properly motivated by a decent paycheck; otherwise, it might just sit there, like a rock which is producing a force, but which everyone agrees is pretty damn useless.
Work: In physics, work is equal to force multiplied by something that indicates something useful just happened. If you happen to be lying down while doing the work, you have to include the cosine of the angle at which you’re lying down, to compensate for the fact that some of your work is no good. Work is a measure of how valuable your boss thinks you are. In the International System of Units (SI), work is measured in dollars (except in Europe, where it’s measured in some entirely different way).