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Gravitational field: Where all of a farmer’s junk seems to end up.
Carnot cycle: how you get around if you don’t have a bike
Force: A mysterious energy used by certain types of heroes and villains.
Protein: being in favor of adolescents
Cosine: Hey, Elendil, I’m getting a car loan; would you mind…?
Trigonometric Identity: We call that fellow over there Tangent because, well, calling him the square root of… oh, forget it. Tangent is just easier to say, dadgummit!
Neutron star: The next top actor who will play the computer-generated hero in the third movie of the Disney series.
Seebeck effect: When you can’t stop talking about him after going to one of his concerts.
Vasectomy: A variety of sherry, sometimes referred to as a dry sack.
-“BB”-
Parallax: A double dose of prep for a colonoscopy
Collimation: Rendering Lassie for a cartoon
Aphelion: Daughter of Polonius, sister of Laertes, told by Hamlet to get to a nunnery.
Oxide: … a very strong, thick leather
-“BB”-
LOL
Gravitational collapse: The irresistible lure of a comfy couch at the end of a very trying day.
Neutron star: the guy who won the lead role in yet another remake of the old sci-fi classic
tartrate: sourness
See just six posts above yours.
Accretion disk: Musical medium from a Mediterranean island.
Bismuth: Capital city of East Dakota.
degenerate matter: the issue concerning the pervert
Cyclotron: Some dummy keeps re-using the Tron joke
Catabolism: When the vein in your head is about to burst because kitty is teraring around the kitchen, knocking stuff over.
Placenta: Where Enta lives.
Hippocampus: The location of Chordata University (“Go, pod!”)