Mangle a term from the sciences

Solar mass: The Eucharist when carried out in bright sunlight.

Solar flare: My, the sun is looking snazzy today.

Pentagon: A square with a spare corner

-“BB”-

Electron : 1980’s Republican presidential campaign.

photon: a whole lot of Vietnamese soup

Pituitary: The type of Western story where the cowboys use the spittoon constantly.

Quasar: Russian guy in charge down by the docks.

Olfactory: See “refinery.”

Binary systems: Computer networks which swing both ways, if you know what I mean.

endocarp: when that koi does an unintentional flip

Macadam: played Irene Adler in those Robert Downey Sherlock Holmes movies.

Escape velocity: How fast you need to be running to get out of a really bad date.

Friction: What Elliot from Scrubs might holler if she banged her leg below the knee.

Corpuscle: The very center of a puscle.

Cell wall: Where Andy started with his rock hammer.

anterior: the more creepy formican

Dwarf galaxy: Something that is, bafflingly, both very small and very large.

Phrenology: Study of the relationships between six young people on Thursday nights at 8:00PM. Only on NBC.

Titrate: “I give her a 7”.

prostate - Rooting for my college team