Solar mass: The Eucharist when carried out in bright sunlight.
Solar flare: My, the sun is looking snazzy today.
Pentagon: A square with a spare corner
-“BB”-
Electron : 1980’s Republican presidential campaign.
photon: a whole lot of Vietnamese soup
Pituitary: The type of Western story where the cowboys use the spittoon constantly.
Quasar: Russian guy in charge down by the docks.
Olfactory: See “refinery.”
Binary systems: Computer networks which swing both ways, if you know what I mean.
endocarp: when that koi does an unintentional flip
Macadam: played Irene Adler in those Robert Downey Sherlock Holmes movies.
Escape velocity: How fast you need to be running to get out of a really bad date.
Friction: What Elliot from Scrubs might holler if she banged her leg below the knee.
Corpuscle: The very center of a puscle.
Cell wall: Where Andy started with his rock hammer.
anterior: the more creepy formican
Dwarf galaxy: Something that is, bafflingly, both very small and very large.
Phrenology: Study of the relationships between six young people on Thursday nights at 8:00PM. Only on NBC.
Titrate: “I give her a 7”.
prostate - Rooting for my college team