Mangle a term from the sciences

Urethra: Kelly Bundy just discovered something.

[B]induction[/i]: per the process of banishing harlequins, teals, mallards et al

Testicle: MOM! Baby Jill put my exam papers in the freezer, again!

ovary: so much

pharmacist: person who serves as a helper in agriculture pursuits

polarize: the sight organs of Ursus maritimus


Bipolar disorder :Experienced by people who have been to both the North and South Pole.

PTSD - President Trump Stress Disorder