Mangle a term from the sciences

Urethra: Kelly Bundy just discovered something.

[B]induction[/i]: per the process of banishing harlequins, teals, mallards et al

Testicle: MOM! Baby Jill put my exam papers in the freezer, again!

ovary: so much

pharmacist: person who serves as a helper in agriculture pursuits

polarize: the sight organs of Ursus maritimus

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Bipolar disorder :Experienced by people who have been to both the North and South Pole.

PTSD - President Trump Stress Disorder

Control Rod – The name of the tavern in the joke, "Two neutrons go into a bar… "

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Nuclear fission: Catching trout near Chernobyl.

Leukocyte: Suzanne Vega says he lives on the second floor. Upstairs from you. Yes, I think you’ve seen him before.

troposphere – that vast, uncharted, undefined, ever-expanding portion of the World-Wide Web that one enters after clicking on a link at tvtropes.org

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Pancreas: Thanks to Roseanne, Dan has another gash in his head.

periodic table: what women use to keep track of their menstrual cycles

Beryllium: My hip-bone when it’s minus 10 degrees Fahrenheit outside.