Don’t even try to deny it, you jackbooted thug. You’ve got a ding-dong. You’ve had it since you were born. Before, even.
And don’t all the rest of you apologists rush in here all defensive and whiny and start claiming he doesn’t have one, or it isn’t his fault that he has one, or when moderators have one they shouldn’t be called on it.
He has one. And he uses it.
And I, for one, am not going to sit by and say nothing about it.
You’re just jealous that he hasn’t let you borrow it.
Aren’t ding-dongs like Twinkies?
Same filling, different shape and color. :eek:
Usually you’ve got the choice of a Ding Dong or a Little Debbie.
But does he have a Ho Ho to go along with his Ding Dong?
I bet even Canby is going to come and defend manny’s ding-dong.
Does this mean the witch is dead?
Hee. 
[whines defensively]
If you don’t like the fact that Manhattan has a ding-dong, why don’t you just leeeeeeeave?
helpful linkie for other folks like me who found Cranky before Mister Me and didn’t get it
Cite?
Let’s all do a sing song
Manhattan has a Ding-Dong
That’s the size of King Kong
And it likes to play ping pong
On what?
Nope…
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But I know some twinkies who like ding-dongs!
Hey! It’s the Pit!
Manhattan has a fucking Ding Dong!
He fucking uses it for fucking stuff!
Sometimes he fucks us over with it.
Sometimes he uses it alone. (Jerk Moderator!)
And his keyboard needs a good cleaning, I’m sure…
Oh come on, the man flew to Michigan for a CHICK-oriented dopefest in November of 2001. It was basically all women, plus him and MrBlue92.
Would you prefer my video evidence, my stills, my plaster casting, or DNA analysis?
You can call someone on their Ding Dong?
Hello? Hello?
You can call someone, sure, but if he’s far away, you’ll have to Yodel.
[Blind Mellon Chittlin’]
Gonna go downtown,
Gonna see my gal
Gonna sing her a song,
Gonna show her my ding-dong.
[/Blind Mellon Chittlin’]
Manhattan has a Ding-Dong
i thought this was going to be about doorbells :smack:
Right now, “Manhattan is a Ding-Dong” is the first thread title, “Manhattan has a Ding-Dong” is the second. Cracked me up.
God bless you clever Dopers. God bless you every one. (wipes away a tear)