Apropos of nothing, manhattan states:
It seems cruel to keep sending him fatty chocolate cakes when fatty vanilla ones are so accessible. Allow me to strike a blow for the common man.
Damn, I was gonna do “manhattan is a shot of Bailey’s Irish Cream”. Now there’s good drinking!
Oh well, Twinkies are good too. Carry on.
I’m thinking overcooked ham…
Manhattan is a quart of hot borscht.
Suppose this twinkie represents the approximate amount of psychokinetic energy in Manhattan…
Really, you know, ding-dongs are ever so much better than twinkies. I have to believe that Manhattan deserves something better than soggy, fake-vanilla tasting yellow goop. Not much better, mind you, but certainly not that bad.
Of course, the first thing that came into my mind was “Manhattan is a stiff drink,” but I’ve had a long day.
Manhattan is a two liter bottle of cola.
manhattan is a blank check.
Manhattan is a bottle of Rolaids.
Manhattan is a three-week dead possum.
Manhattan is the last DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s 2nd Season.
What? Mine got scratched and I was hoping he’d send me an extra.
Manhattan Green is people.
Manhattan is Progress.
Manhattan is neither particle nor wave.
Manhattan is a misspelled entry in a dictionary.
Manhattan is “they” in “that’s what they say”.
Manhattan is “she” in “that’s all she wrote”.
Manhattan is “off” in “fuck off and die”.
Manhattan is a state we cannot percieve, somewhere to the left of Nebraska.
Manhattan does not depend on what the definition of “is” is.
Manhattan is the reason Douglas Adams chose ‘42’ instead of ‘68’.
Manhattan is 4’33" played off-key.
Manhattan is a question Cecil dares not answer.
Manhattan is an island.
And yet, no man is an island.
Manhattan is no man!
I don’t know where I’m going with this.
“That’s a big twinkie”
/Ghostbusters
Damn, here I thought that the Dr. was making a pass at manny. How disappointing.
manhattan is pure love.
manhattan is a blow job
Oooh, I just thought of this after I hit submit-figures.
manhattan is the pearl that the divers fetch up
Milton Berle and tomato ketchup