Manhattan is a Twinkie

All men are mortal.
No man is an island.
Manhattan is an island.
Mannhattan is no man.
Therefore, manhattan is immortal.

If people keep sending this guy ding dongs and twinkies, can they all be considered partners to the crime he will be compelled to commit due to the excess sugar swirling around in the his boodstream?

I wish Manahattan was my sugardaddy.

As an aside, for some strange and disturbing reason, I read the thread title and got a mental image of Manhattan in a tutu. I haven’t been drinking, and the only drug I’m taking is for my blood pressure. I’ve had just a little caffeine this morning. I have no logical explanation for this mental image.

[sub]But it did make me giggle…[/sub]

I guess if he and I meet at a Dopefest, I’ll have to find out if he has a cream filling. :smiley:

manhattan is a Ho-Ho?

In my defence, I point out that manhattan finds Ding Dongs “yummy”.

Manhattan is cash sent to Cranky!

Address available by email, thanks.

Manhattan is Mother of all Banners

manhattan is 3 parts whiskey and 1part vermouth, with just a dash of bitters.

Yes, but is Manhattan half full or half empty?

Manhattan is heroine-frenzied squirrels in his pants.

Manhattan is edible underwear.

Manhattan is losing scratch off lottery tickets.

Manhattan is a really yucky looking kind of clam chowder. Well, it is! The only real clam chowder is New England.

Susan

Even though that’s a fallacious argument, it cracked me up. :smiley:

I though this to be something very different from what it is reading the title.

A young, healthy desirable man in a gay bar is known as a twinkie. An older, undesirable letch who hits on guys is known as a troll. So apparantly someone thinks of Manhattan as just the cutest thing (in a manly way).

So is Manhattan a twinkie or what?

Tolja I’d be happier with the golf lesson. :wink:

Hijack
Do you post in EVERY thread you open?
/hijack

Manhattan

He’s a man in a hat with a tan

sigh I am so lame, sometimes

FaerieBeth

Manhatten is one who can curse while closing a thread.

Manhattan is someone known to ban posters who misspell his name.

Manhattan is a hunka hunka burnin’ love.

What?