Manhattan-what's this guy's problem?

He wanders the Net, like Kain from Kung Fu!

Not being gay on the Isle of Man? That’s just wrong!

Um…I was just wondering if anyone caught this in the bizzaro thread

Just thought this was somewhat relevant :smiley:

…except not being like Kain in any other way than the wandering.

…and the less-than-perfect fluency in the English language.

Because you deserve it.

Yes.

No no no. This is more therapeutic.

And he does seem to have been hit in the head a lot.

Heh. I tolja to lurk, kid.

Prepare for the mother of all bannings.

Meh, at best it would be the retarded third cousin of all bannings.

Adman… you can’t be serious. You really can’t be serious. I just want to say, on behalf of everyone ever, that ramming your head into a brick wall before posting does not help your coherence.

As was once said by someone more humorous than myself: Here’s a stepladder. Get the fuck over yourself.

Feck!
Arse!
Drink!

Well. Um…

Yeah, I guess so. Man, are you a fucking idiot or what? Also, another problem I think manny might have is lackofreverseitis. Wherein he cannot rewind his VHS tapes prior to returning them to the video store, resulting in huge financial losses.

Then again, I may have had 10 glasses of cheap wine tonight and I don’t know what I’m talking about. That’s entirely possible.

<Soft piano music playing in the background>

:o

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Dopers nipping at your posts…

Everybody knows a jackass
Helps to make the board so bright…

Dopers know Manhattans on his way…

So I’m offering this simple phrase
For jackass posters, from me to you
It’s been said many times, many ways
Keep your shit up and Manhattan will ban you

Anyone got any marshmellows? This is getting fun folks

So, exactly what was your question? I can’t seem to find it.

I was looking at the site he was on, and thumbing thru the threads he had been on {wish I could link properly} and found a thread from the gang over there (some admin noticed the link to this site and was checking us out)
They said that he was a baby/whiney/idjut over there too…and they said he got what he deserved by SDMB.

There might be a silver lining tho…some of those guys seemed interested in this board (the more intelligent ones, from what I could tell) and were talking about heading on over to “enjoy the view”
So, mayhaps, by Addy’s childish antics…he did something good by mistake!!!

Heh…the world works in mysterious ways.

Geez, you guys are way too easy to pis off. Don’t take everything so personal because you will just make yourself sound ignorant by cussing me out. I’m really not that bad. You guys need to chill.

You’re telling us not to take things so personally?

mmmmkay…up to 8 posts now…must make him twice as smart as when he first got here, right? right?? RIGHT???

Hey, if anyone from the other board is reading this and had joined or is planning on joining, speak up! Always nice when you can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

Or horse’s ass, as the case may be.

I’ve been reading this thread throughout the day. I consider small doses better, since I read FreakFreely’s meltdown in one sitting.

Aside from joking about you being banned for breaking some forum rules, and the moderator advising you to lurk, no one’s really been attacking you that much.

Yes, they’ve turned around your “Manhatten’s a jerk” comment once or twice and mocked your intelligence, but that’s only because you really don’t have an substantiated argument.

It’s kinda like throwing the grenade without pulling the pin first. You’re just giving the other guys more to work with.