I subtly try to end all this bitching about my posts and members still won’t give it up. And FYI, who cares about the # of posts?? Just let it go already.
Adman number of posts=experience with this message board’s “culture”, and thus comprehension of it’s nuances. I haven’t been a member of this board very long, but even I picked that up in the first day I was a member. Why don’t you take the excellent advice people (including myself) have kindly taken the time to give you?
It’s time for Joe Random’s point-by-point post dissection!
Liking or not liking your post is not the point. It’s not an issue of post-aesthetics for fuck’s sake. You were trying to start a board war. That’s risky business even when you’re a regular on the board you’re attempting to incite. Waltzing into a random board and just expecting the denizens to take up arms in your defense is just ridiculous.
Moderators don’t exist to be liked; they exist to enforce order.
Translation: “I know how to use a messageboard correctly; I simply have no intention of doing so.” Brilliant move. On a scale from 1 - 10, I give it a sqrt(-4).
In the words of the brilliant people over at Despair.com, “The only consistent feature of all your dissatisfying relationships is you”.
Yep, and they all have their rifles leveled at your back.
Wow. Just, wow. You managed to take exactly what we were all thinking and invert it. In case you need it spelled out, “Why do we see all of your bitchy-whiney responses?” Seriously.
You: Whaaa! They don’t like me at my other message board. Whaaa! Go beat them up for me! Whaaaa!
Us: That’s really not an appropriate topic. Since we’re not sure what to do with this, we’ll close this thread.
You: I don’t like you, Junior. I know a lot more about messageboards than you do, Junior. My knowledge is evidenced by the fact that I know that I’m posting this to the wrong place. Junior.
Us: <generic “can you believe this idiot” comments>
Well, you must certainly have thought so, if you expected us to go tell off a bunch of strangers on a different messageboard simply because another stranger asked us to. I mean, really, what were you thinking?
Considering your initial requests followed by your short-fused response, I would suggest that you save the Prozac for yourself. And maybe lace it with some Valium.
So now you’ve run out of clever things to say (actually, you never had any to begin with) and resort to accusing people of being homosexual. Little do you realize, most people outside of middle school don’t take being called gay as an insult.
As opposed to you calling a moderator “Junior”, and calling us all “douchebags” and “dumb fucks”? Pot, kettle; kettle, pot.
I submit that, based on your attempted gay bashing, you are, indeed, that bad.
You seem to say that a lot. Might I suggest that you take you own advice? Had you chilled before you posted here, all of this could have been avoided. Admittedly, I wouldn’t have been as entertained this evening, but I’d give up a little entertainment to prevent a fellow human from making a total ass out of himself.
What can I say, I’m an attention whore!! LOL!
Well, only three pages in, you get the answer to your question:
attention whores who don’t bother to read forum descriptions or even learn board ettiquette are manhattan’s problem.
Although, I think he mentioned something about golf one time, so maybe that’s not it.
Ah, makeing inflammatory posts simply to garner yourself attention. There’s a word for that, but I seem to have misplaced my thesaurus.
Oh, what a giveaway! :dubious:
Puts up a big sign You all know what it says. :rolleyes:
Did you know that if you translate “attention whore” into Sanskrit, then back into English, you can get both “troll” and “asshole” ?
It’s true.
As for us being sensitive, I should point out that ridiculing newbies is practically a blood-sport on this board (as it is on many boards, I assume, including the one that banned you originally). Your continued presence is acutally irrelevant to the process, since we’ll try to outdo each other in a subtle competition of insults until the moment passes (~24 hours, typically). It’s a ritual dance that we’ve been doing for some time.
Don’t take it personally. ANY fuckfaced dipshit moron could have filled your role.
Hmmm, what’s this, then?
Ever occur to you whose army is that? On to world domination after we have ran over you!
The likes of you shall be branded so that teachers, waiters, librarians and anyone who may need to ask you to do something will avoid you. Traffic police wouldn’t even bother - they will just shoot you.
Thankfully Manhattan is, eh, nicer in that thread. If you are in other situations you could have a stroke or a heart attack by now.
Look, this is very simple.
It was a publicity gimmick, nothing more. It was more realistic than Billie Jean wiping the court with Bobby, but really, Sorenstam has never had any intentions of trying to do it again, let alone joining the PGA, of all things. She proved a lot to herself, she proved a lot to her fans. Sheesh. I tells ya, some fans of the PGA just seem waaaay too frightened by the blonde chick. But fortunately, while doing well enough under extreme circumstances to prove to any objective golf fan that she can hack it (ha!) with the boys, she also did poorly enough to make the “get them wimminfolk away from our game” cadre happy. Everyone wins.
Oh, and Mangetout? It’s into double-digits.
Um, andros? I think you posted in the wrong thread.
*checks . . .
reads thread again . . .
reads post . . .*
Hmm.
Nope.
I looked over this Adman’s post on the other board. He was banned from there TWICE. He was also banned from a related board soon after his banning from the 97.1 board.
Adman, you need to take your own advise. You need to chill, in every post you make, you sound more ignorant. You seem to have a problem everywhere you go. It seems the problem is you.
“Subtly”? I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
The way to end the bitching? Say “I’m sorry, I was wrong, I won’t do it again” and then don’t do it again.
Kat, we’re past that stage. We’re fighting ignorance here, and much like triage, the first step is to get the hopeless cases out of the way.
In the case of Shmendrick the Assclown here, Bryan is completely right; our job is to mock him unmercifully as we watch him go down in flames, thereby clearing room for people who have a realistic chance of reaching emotional and or intellectual maturity.
The fact that mocking illiterate, illmannered, illbred obnoxious losers is fun … well, that’s gravy.
If this were a boxing match, the towel would have been tossed in somewhere on page 1.
Junior, you have all the subtlety of a fart during a moment of silence. And the same amount of wit, too.
Adman A tip from someone who knows. If you behave like an idiot, you get piled on (especially if it’s in the pit). It’s nothing personal. It’s what we do here.
If you really want to be a member of this MB (you won’t find a better one) do not click on this thread again, and post something sensible somewhere else.