Manly Smells

B.O.

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beer and cigarettes

The smell of the outdoors on a man.

Was going to be vile, and say my balls on a blistering day… but thats more of rotten fruit smell, which somewhat links to woman-li-ness. Honestly, B.O. is about as manly as it gets. Matter-o-fact, when one of my friends is smelling like BO we usually tell them they “Smell like a man.”

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Beer
Vomit
Your blood
Someone else’s blood
Hickory
“Musk”?
Victory and/or napalm

I never thought I’d live to see this day. Old Spice used to be the deodorant of choice for washed up, over-the-hill fuddyduddies. Now it’s Tre Cool. I wrote it from the beginning, as a silent protest against Axe and its ilk.

Speaking of manly smells, axe is not it. The smell of real axes is though.

A boxing gym.

My grandfather’s pipe tobacco – appley smelling, somehow
Gun oil and the oily rag used to wipe down tools after use
Metal
Fresh-cut grass or hay

Leather, especially new baseball gloves. There was a Sports Illustrated article many moons ago about gloves, and the author mentioned being in a major league lockerroom when a shipment of new gloves arrived. Everyone stopped and picked up a glove, held it to his face and breathed in deeply to absorb the aroma. Wonderful stuff!

Charred animal flesh
Gasoline
Canvas (as in what they made tents out of)

The most manly smell of them all is the smell of bullshit.

Winner! Game over.