March 3rd Republican debate

Not really, they’ve been going well over ever since the start.

Now, for me, it seems like Cruz is getting less time, although more than Kasich. I think Fox is looking for Rubio vs. Trump fireworks.

That’s cute. Cruz was trying to formulate military strategy.

Maybe Trump brought lozenges. “Hey, Marco…put THIS in your mouth!”

Boy, they don’t want to be on record as saying “I will support Trump if he’s the Republican nominee”.

Wonder if Trump will stick to that pledge to support someone who is not him?

Sadly, if he peels off, that probably won’t dissuade some of his more ardent supporters.

Approximately half of the country would vote to entrust the nuclear football to one of these people who are demonstrating to the world that they should not be entrusted with a sharp object. Ye gads…

Surely you’re not suggesting he’s flexible.

Well, they all pledged to support whoever gets the nomination, so there’s that.

At least until someone offers them a better deal.

Fox very obviously had it in for Trump tonight.

I liked the two girls behind Megyn Kelly waving and making faces who disappeared by the third commercial break.

Kasich had better answers than Cruz but Cruz probably solidified his anti-Trump standing more so Cruz did best. Trump did mediocre but it won’t matter much. Rubio sould have stayed home; I can’t believe that tonight won him a single supporter.

The whole thing was a damn embarrassment.

And just in case anyone missed Ted’s lip floater.

No one should not see that.

I should print up T-shirts that say “Ted Cruz Swallows”

That thing is DEFINITLEY the star of tonight’s debate. It’s already the only thing I can remember. Mainly because he ATE IT.

Well, at least some important part of him is.

Dear God, how bad is it? Believe it or not, the site is blocked in Indonesia (thank you, censors!).

(I’m sure it’s the host that is blocked and not just the Cruz photo, but still.)

I hope this one works for you. No one deserves to not see this.

In case you still can’t see it, here’s the gruesome blow-by-blow: This little white cheese curd-looking thing pops out onto his bottom lip, gets flung up to this top lip, dangles precariously for a good 14 or 15 seconds, flips back down to the bottom for a short spell, and gets sucked in by Cruz’s thin snarling lip flaps, where it then (presumably) works its way down his reptilian gullet.

Oh shit, I must have been looking at Twitter or this thread when this happened. I totally missed that. I have just recovered from a spate of uncommon laughter, tears and everything. How did we just have a debate in which Drumpf’s proclamation of his giant schlong was nowhere near the funniest thing that happened?

Ron Jeremy for president?

I hope that haunts Cruz for the rest of his life.

No, he’s fat, ugly and has bad hair.

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