In Des Moines, Iowa, of course. On Fox News, of course.
Trump is boycotting, on account of that nasty Megyn Kelly being on the panel, of course.
That leaves Bush, Carson, Christie, Cruz, Kasich, Paul and Rubio in the prime-time debate. And Fiorina, Gilmore (who?!), Huckabee and Santorum in the undercard debate.
At least we’ll have one Republican presidential debate this year that some candidate other than Trump can claim to have “won.” Who will it be, I wonder?
Drink every time you hear “Trump.” Floor open for additional rules.