**Why have we wasted so much money on the F-35?
The virtues of a $10/hour minimum wage
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That’s the way to control military spending!
Let’s not just go with the Lowest Bidder, let’s insist on Minimum Wage workers, too!
** What do pharmacists really do?
successful wars against guerilla insurgents?**
“During the day he fills routine prescriptions…but at night he defeats ISIS fighters in hand to hand combat! It’s Martin Peabody, Walgreens Superhero!!!”
** How do we get corruption and bribery out of politics?
The virtues of a $10/hour minimum wage
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If we pay our congressmen at least $10 an hour, they’ll be too wealthy to be interested in bribes!
**So, what do think Ted Cruz’s “Big Announcement” is going to be?
Strangest questions you’ve ever been asked in an interview.
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** So, what do think Ted Cruz’s “Big Announcement” is going to be?
Superheroes, bad PR, and why we can’t have nice things,
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**What do pharmacists really do?
Sex and digestion
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“The Family Planning products? They’re in aisle 9, right next to the Di-Gel”
** HIPAA for dead people
Question about HIPAA.
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Would be much better if reversed, but ya go with what ya got.
** My Doctor Wants Me to Have a Hysterectomy
Puzzled by transgender bathroom laws.**
Yes, you would have to use the men’s room - but only in Oklahoma. :smack:
**How can I get a job in a bar with no experience?
Most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you in a job interview
Can you Asian squat? **
Turns out an Asian squat is not what I thought it was.
** Have you ever dreamed about having insomnia?
A New Theory Of Reality
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It’s kinda like the Mandarin dreaming that he’s a butterfly, dreaming that he’s a mandarin.
Only without the dreaming, because he’s got insomnia.
Except that he’s only dreaming he has insomnia.
** Boasting About My Soldier Daughter
Tips for Cheerleader Tryouts **
Do not practice splits while carrying a loaded M-16.
Cats ----- in — space!!!
April 29th - National Hairball Awareness Day
Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan
The most useless accessory in my car is now even more useless
Man, and I paid extra for those special seats!
**Weasel disables Large Hadron Collider, pays the ultimate price
Strange things you’ve done to see a friend’s reaction **
** Very young children committing suicide - is it possible?
Why did Judas commit suicide? **
And how young was he?
** Should the names of Confederate figures be removed from public places of honor?
Field Marshall Montgomery’s reputation**
It never recovered after he authorized use of poison gas on the Ethiopians at the Second Battle of Bull Run.
**What do you do when you’re so utterly exhausted & angry at an adult child you can’t think
What is the best handgun to have and why is it a Glock?**
My first submission to this thread. 
**Jeopardy! set curiosity
Is “game show host” a good gig? **
**Shit like this makes me want to disband the military
Boasting About My Soldier Daughter **
Restaurant waiter sharpens knife, then cuts your slice of meat…
When should you tip?
I would definitely tip when the dude is waving the really sharp knife around.