A knight charges a parked car on horseback. The result?
Blown gasket straight after a service?
Wow, that would suck if it happened after a service. Also, I think the damage would be a lot worse than a blown gasket.
You think my life is easy?
My computer is running perfectly … dammit!
A knight charges a parked car on horseback. The result?
Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate
Whoa, Nelly! :eek:
**A knight charges a parked car on horseback. The result?
Piss like a race horse
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**Who (in your family) do you take after?
For Dopers who’ve had genealogical DNA analysis done **
I’m 1/12th my material great-grandmother, 1/8th my paternal great-great-great grandfather…
I’m a material girl, material girl, material girl… interesting slip on the spellchecker’s part.
GQ
"Voluntary manslaughter"?
Concrete shoes, pulp fiction or not?
Sovereign citizen tests his theories in practice; is shocked by the results
Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate
What venomous creatures live around you?
Dogs or kids?
Hmm, a venomous dog sounds rather cool, venomous kids? Not so much…
This is assuming the horse could support the weight of the car on its back, depends greatly on the car in question…
Rain, rain go away from the MMP
Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate
Gonna take a little bit more than that piddly rain…
** Have you ever been pickpocketed/ fallen victim to a scam or fraud when travelling to Europe?
Bitcoins… Still not realistic?**
Whaddaya mean - they don’t take bitcoins at all the major hotels??!? :eek:
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Can you respect a man who boinks a woman he otherwise expresses contempt for?
Will my Biological Clock tick? Want Kids? **
Her biological clock was ticking, so I boinked her.
What are the penalties for posessing the illegal number?
Murder committed by numerous assailants
Yup–if you possess The Illegal Number then the Advanced Access Content System Licensing Administrator sends its team of elite ninja assassins to hack you to death with their katanas.
** On the Topic of Transgenders
Trump and Sanders are the most important candidates of this primary season**
They’re still not allowed in my bathroom. :mad:
** Looking for some advice on comic book writing
Lawsuit about Klingon language **
Don’t write in Klingon
**Things that are political suicide
Trump and Sanders are the most important candidates of this primary season **
Definitely Republican party suicide
Is this what cable TV has come to?
Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign Discussion
Don’t worry, November will have come and gone before you know it.
Trump’s plan to cut the national debt
Schools banning all TV and computer use
I dunno, sounds a little iffy to me.
Little Simple Things That Make You Feel Awesome
Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate
Geez. Are you a pyromaniac or do you just not like Canadians or what?
Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate
Charlotte, NC-area Roll Call
That* big?