Mary Ann.
Crazy Cooter
No wait, Mary Ann!
How bout that time Mary Ann dressed up like Ginger? WOW! 
Oh and of course Janet, Bailey, and Monica and what the heck, Mrs Kotter too.
I could see myself in a long term relation ship with Mary Anne, but before getting committed, I would definitely make it a point to enjoy Ginger in as many ways as possible. On a strict basis of attractiveness, I think Ginger is more attractive, even though I’m usually not one for glamour. Mary Anne’s forehead kind of creeps me out.
Mary Anne over Ginger
Bailey over Jennifer
Rachel over Monica/Phoebe
Buffy over Willow (since I’ve no idea what he other two look like)
Troi over Crusher
Daphne over Velma
Betty over Veronica
Betty over Wilma
Of of the three original Saved By the Bell lasses, I think I’ll take the dark horse candidate and go with Lisa. No pun intended.
Every female to be on Three’s Company has struck me and somewhat worrisome.
And let me add…
Samantha over Jeanie
I’d suggest this should be in Great Debates except for the fact that I think Mary-Ann is so far ahead it’s laughable.
But I think there are times when guys can be divided into two groups and this is most definitely one of them.
Like Betty and Veronica. Who’d want Veronica? Not me. But some of those shift-eyed Ginger lovers…
Mary Anne or Ginger is just too hard a choice. But Bailey Quarters all the way over Jennifer. I think Wilma beats out Betty, and Velma has the edge over Daphne in my book.
But nobody’s even mentioned the most pressing concern of all time:
Marcia vs. Jan !
I’d go for Jan, sure she was gawky and neuotic for most of the series, but in the later episodes (the post glasses final year of the show) Jan was looking a hell of a lot hotter than Marcia. Plus, I always imagined that all her neurotic teen angst might manifest itself in wild unbridled sexual heat if she ever met a real live “George Glass.” Marcia would most likely just lay there in the holy cross position out of fear of chipping a nail or something.
What? the fact that i’m a 30 year old gay guy doesn’t mean I can’t have an opinion in the matter!
Oh, I’d GO with Ginger, but I’d be THINKIN’ about Mary Ann.
fat angel, you’re talking about being attracted to Wilma Flintstone. Now that’s just crazy. I mean, you know nothing’s gonna happen, right?
She’ll never leave Fred and you know it.
Oh Robot Arm,
Don’t you dare denigate the deep all-pervading spiritual bond between me and Wilma! She never loved Fred, she was pressured into marriage to him after a wild drunken fling in Rock Vegas in which she feared she got knocked up by him! We met when she was working as a cigarette girl and I was a blackjack table dealer, but despite our instant chemistry, she foolishly doubted my love for her. She mistakenly believed I was taking up with Betty on the side, and in a desperate effort to forget me, hopped on top of the first lunkheaded construction worker that came schlepping into the casino. Foolishly, after she realized she was “late”, she confessed her fears to her mother, who bullied the two into a shotgun wedding. Alas, Wilma discovered a day too late there was no Li’l Pebbles on the way, and was trapped in a loveless marriage. But our hearts continue to beat as one from the prehistoric days until today!
The earth isn’t round either. Yep, It’s shaped like a burrito!
Now excuse me while I go take my medication…