Does that mean you crawled 100 yards to the cab?
Cap’n, please reread my post - my “lifestyle” only involves those with bumpy bits (& no, moobs :eek: do not count!)
Sigh, I’ll just have to crack my own beerverage.
glug glug Aaahhhh!
We just finished our crab legs - very yummo! I’m now going to assume the position on the recliner and continue sewing squares together.
I fear I’ll have to close the house and turn on the a/c tomorrow. dammit. Stoopit summer.
Wait - swampy’s gay??? :eek:
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Wait - swampy’s gay??? :eek:
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Wait… What? I’m gay???
[sup]gayer than a debutante on holiday in Paris[/sup]
Gayer than a pink flamingo with a feather boa
… Than a pink three-dollar bill.
I used to work with someone who’d say things like “that boy’s nellier than pink ink!” I always found this amusing as pink ink is really a fairly butch substance resembling dark red axle grease packed in steel cans.
No time like having a throbbing headache to mow the lawn. Lawn is mowed and head continues thumping. Bleah.
I just had more to drink than ever before. 4 shots of Absolut Pepar. I need a nap, now. I love everybody right now!
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 67 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of only 85 for the day plus rain. Why, it’s positively frigid out!
We love you too picu!
gotti I usually get the headache after I mow. Yahd irk stirs up ye olde allergies. Dark red axle grease packed in steel cans sounds like a porno prop.
I need more caffiene. Rumbly tummy wants to be fed as well. I think today it shall be fed cereal and milk cause I don’t wanna cook and OYKW is still abed. At least it’s Sattidy.
Happy Sattidy Y’all!
Happy Sattiday!
picu lots of water and an ibuprofen before bed will help
Up, breakfasted which was oatmeal with fresh blueberries, load of sheets in the washer and now I am going to clean the kitchen and bathroom. mr ems is at the dentist and then we are going to go to Sam’s Club and get steak and tilapia and paper towels and the all important TP.
I sure know how to live it up on the weekend!
Wrong. Dark red axle grease packed in steel cans sounds like a porno [del]prop[/del] title. :eek:
BOW BOW CHICKA CHICKA BOW BOW 
‘Tis rainy and dreary out. A good day for lazin’ about da cave which is what we are doin’. Havin’ a burly man to laze around with is a good thing.
Good morning! 'tis hot and sweaty at FairyChatEstates, and not in a good way. We had to go to Lowe’s to get some lumber - **FCD **is helping our daughter build a table for plants for her deck - and while we were there, I picked up 4 more hydrangeas so that the 2 trees could be properly encircled. I just finished planting them all, and since it’s warmer and more humid than it has been all week at this time of day, I’m a mess. Very shortly, alas, I’ll have to close up the house and turn on the air. That bummeth me. 
I think the balance of today will be indoor chores. I have a bunch of papers to sort - some for filing, some for recycling, and some for shredding. That will kill a couple of hours. Beyond that, who knows? As I’ve often said, indecision is the key to flexibility.
Morning! I went for a tour of the Island. Drinking is scheduled to start shortly. In other news, swampy is still gay. : insert FABULOUS smilie :
Good morning everyone. Yesterday was busy, busy, busy. I was up at the buttcrack of dawn to prepare for my daughter’s college commencement.
We all went down there and watched and came back here to grill, laugh and have good times.
I am so proud of her!
Casa de ems is now clean and sanitary. Kitchen and bathrooms are scrubbed and I dusted. I vacuumed on Thursday so I am not doing that again. I am not a domestic goddess by any stretch. mr ems is mowing the lawn and I am going to get cleaned up then go to the post office and drop off a shirt at the cleaners.
Lunch will be whatever is in the fridge but tonight will be grilled steak with asparagus (blanched then put on the grill with some rosemary) and spaghetti squash which I bake then scoop the innerds out and saute up some diced onion, buncha garlic and a jalepeno add the squash then top with some fresh grated parmesan cheese. Tres yummy.
Right must shower. I am a little stinky after working out then cleaning.
Late Mawnin all
Off to a slow start, only had a cuppa joe this am and am off to the big corporate coffee shop to fix my caffeine shortage Blurf
Baking and cooking shall commence shortly
That is all
JIM
it’s official. there’s a big ugly ReMax sign on my lawn. I have very mixed emotions.
So much for bein’ a slug all day. JDD and Partner are out of town. JDD’s folks live in a little town thirty miles north of here. His mom calls him and says she needs somebody to take her to the grocery store because they are out of everything. Neither JDD or she can get hold of his brother as when they call him the phone is busy. So, JDD called me and asked if I would take her to the store. So, I call Miss Becky and tell her I’ll be there in an hour. This was at eleven this mornin’. The grocery store nearest is in large and in charge Dawson, Jawja. They live six miles north of there. So I drove up there, picked up Miss Becky, went shoppin’, unloaded and put away groceries and now I’m back at da cave and tahrd. The grocery sto’ wears me out for some reason.
Oh well, I done a good deed and should have some major points stored up for that.
**swampy **- I need some groceries, too… 
Daughter just left. She and her dad built the plant table, then we went to Bert’s for lunch. When we came back, we moved the little wood stove from the garage to the basement. Then I helped her get some stuff to put on her plant table, and she headed home. I watered all my porch planters, then changed into a robe. I’m vegging and trying hard not to scratch the 2 big, nasty bites I got behind my right knee. Apparently I didn’t get enough repellent there yesterday - no bites anywhere else on me. Dammit.
House is closed, a/c is on, and according to the gadget on my desktop, it’s 86° in my neighborhood. I’m not a fan of summer.
Congrats, rosie!
swampy, we need beerverages and some oil oil. Can you swing by on the way to shop for FCM? ;)
Chillinng on the porch. May go somewhere, may not.