Greetings! I’m thrilled to be on a master list.
hi all – does this have any connection to crunchy frogs welcome wagon thread? oh well – guess I missed out on that. He must have gotten he refund check.
I’m a newbie and I’m already becoming quite addicted to this site - using terms like newbie at work. 
Its kind of like watching the real world on mtv because I feel like I know some of you (I lurked for a while) and you have no idea who I am. There are a lot of very clever people around here – and such writing talent. I find myself laughing out loud a lot.
Please add me to the member list.
Very nice to meet everyone!
My first post!! I have been deflowered!
I am sooo much a newbie.
Hi!
I’m here, out of the shadows, ready to take my place…oh, over there? thank you…
Persephone says she was kidding about lighting newbies on fire and eating them like chicken…but I know how cold these Michigan winters get…I don’t mind getting the beer, just go easy on the BBQ sauce, okay?
Paul
Alas, I must also resign myself to no longer lurk, but join in the fun and merriment of posting! Hello world, it’s me, Krunk! (Whaddya mean, Krunk WHO???) 
heidi-ho, I’m smoke, and I’ve been posting sporadically (sp) since January. Glad to meetcha’ll.
Greetings all,
This is the mad Dr. Xadium popping round to say hello.
I’m generally good for conversing on topics Sci-Fi (especially my favorite show, Dr. Who), Anime and British Comedy related. I have a smattering of useless trivial / sientific knowledge and an ego the size of a small G-Type Star which I keep stuck in a Klein bottle.
I haven’t posted on a message forum since my old BBS days (on a Renegade BBS called Praxis, in case anyone knows it) back in the early 90’s. So I’m feeling a bit nostalgic.
Later!
Hi, I’m new. shy smile
Yo, what’s the haps? Good to meet ya, good to know ya.
Hi. I’m suppose I’m new. Fresh out of the package. Still under warranty.
… and already posting typos…
Hi.
I’m a newbie.
Doesn’t feel like it, from all my lurking and occasional posting, but I’m a newbie as well 'round here.
Been reading Straight Dope since '81, Cecil has probably had more influence on my life than my parents.
I feel like I’m at an AA meeting or something…
[deep breath]
I’m a newbie.
[long exhale]
I have done as I was told.
Now what?
I’m new, and beginning to suspect that people don’t like me. 
(Just kidding. Someone should like me, I think.)
Hi all. I’m new, and I really need to get a life now. Bye.
Well, since CrunchyFrog isn’t here anymore to run his newbie welcome wagon, I figure I should just sign in here. It’s not actually my first post (my 2nd), but what the heck, right??? [Steve Martin] I don’t like to be all cliched, but it’s really great to be here!!! [/Steve Martin]
Alright, I’ve checked in.
Have the bellboy bring my bags up to my room. Also, send up a nice medium-rare filet mignon and your best bottle of merlot. No glasses, just the bottle.
Thank you,
Gotti
(I like this place. I think I’ll be staying awhile.)