(insert clever newbie pun/joke/one-liner/gripe/confession here)
Oh, yeah. Definitely a newbie.
Yes, the guys name is Jeff Dunham. Here’s his website:
Neat, Jalapeno_On_A_Stick! Thanks for the link. Though it’s now better than 10 years since we saw that routine on TV, we still quote parts of it every now and then.
Welcome to the board!
I thought I was on this list, but it didn’t turn up in a search. Well, maybe it was under the old name.
I’m back, and still new enough, I guess. Hi! 
no more lurking for me… I’ll actually try to contribute occasionally *.
*… author makes no garauntees about his wit, intelligence, or kindness.
Hi, my name is Amp. This my brother Amp and my other brother Amp.
>sigh< been here for a month…still a newbie
[smiling sweetly]
i’m hungry…anyone wanna share their lunch?
[/smiling sweetly]
I too am, as you say, a newbie.
I’ve been here for at least a month and I still can’t figure out how to “quote” somebody or get those scary little smilely faces to appear - not that I would ever use them
Been lurkin’ for a while, figured if the addiction was gettin’ too real, this might cure it.
Me Stupeid. You smart. Me post anyway.
I’ve been reading The Dope for years…never signed up till recently.
Always nice to see some new faces!
Happy posting people!
Newbies? Yes, that’s me…
::strides onto stage, takes deep bow, topples forwards into orchestra pit::
I’m new! I’m new. Use me!
I’ll always be a newbie.
A newbie and a bit of a lemming. I’d feel bad about myself if I didn’t jump on the band wagon and say “Hi”.
Hi.
I think I’m the newbiest newbie on the newbie list? Do I get a prize?
::shuffles awkwardly to a point some distance away from nearest conversational group::
Hi. <to no one in particular>
::retreats::
I suppose I ought to check in.
Hello!