Where do I sign?
Abby
Well, spank my ass and call me a newbie.
…been reading The Straight Dope for the last 17 years…been a regular reader of the website for at least three years.
BUT…due to that small number that appears under my name, I sure look like a Newbie!!!
ok, ok…so the main reason I’m posting on this thread is to nudge that number up…ssshhhhh, don’t tell anyone!
I’m with you. What can I say, I like to watch…
One right over here ----> 
tav
Well, I never signed up.
But mainly I just LOVE this thread because I got to see some of my very favourite people when they were just little newbies, all pink and fresh. Awwwwwww.
Gnu.
Bee.
Me!
See?
Newbie?
Present!
Doncha jes’ luv monday mornings???
Add me to the list!
N
…carrying nothing but his blackpowder rifle and a tomahawk, Redukter wades through the SDMB, hoping to God that no one sees him, and draws un-necessary attention to him…
Ich bin Greenhorn.
Newbie here.
First post. Lurked a while…
Again, from Ghostbusters:
Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!
Hallo, ich bin.
[sub]Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Machetrik Supplicants a new form was chosen, that of a Giant Slor! Many Shevs and Zuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day I can tell you![/sub]
This is the first time I have seen the newbie list, and while I do not necessarily consider myself a newbie, I have only been registered for a couple of months.
Why yes, I exist. Hello to my lurker brethren and sistren.
Yep, Im a Newbie. Pleased to meet ya!
hey howdy!
Present and accounted for.
Increment post counter by one.
Newbie here.
sure are alot of us eh?
Greetings and salutations, fellow Newbie’s. It’s too late in the day to be witty 
G’night!