virgin no mo.
Hi blinks
I’m h2o
see ya
mmhmmm…that would be me…howdy everyone.
Hello, my name is Caerie and I…am a newbie. sobs
…well, I’ve been here for a bit now, but I’m an habitual lurker, so I’ll always have that pitifully small number next to my name.
Can’t come up with anything witty, end of the work day…Checking in 
Can’t come up with anything witty, end of the work day…Checking in
I am not going to post this
…damn…too late
MY NAME IS JACK TYLER SATAN ONE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED…
::whisked away and locked in the closet::
Ich bin ein Newbier!
I’ve been registered since August and only have a post count of 150 or so. I lurk like mad and don’t say much unless it’s EXTRA intelligent. 
(salutes board veterans) Yes, sir, I’m a newbie alright. This just seemed like the most logical place to put a first post…
(strikes a dramatic pose) guess you should get used to me.
Okay, plankter here, hoping someone will ask me about my usename.
Okay, I’ll bite. What about your user name?
Brand, spanking newbie signing in sans signature.
Testing…
OK, not a first post like on slasdot, but my first post here after lurking for some time. How exciting, wheeeeee!
Music, Cars (esp VWs), Computers, Architecture, History, Bjork, all rule!
Later…
Guess I’d better sign up, before it is too late. For what I have no idea.
I am a newbie, still. Sigh.
newbie: (niu-bi). 1634. 1. A newcomer, esp. one who provides new insights into an existing framework of knowledge-based systems, thereby acting as an antidote to those currently within said framework.
Source: The Shorter Nostradamus English Dictionary.
Hi-o! Brand spanking new.
Hello-
Been around for a month or so. Toss me a beer, too. Only this time, don’t open it first. 
LifeOnWry, advancing to be recognized.
(Only here a few days and already in the Pit. Is that any kind of record?)
irkenDoom here…
i started in the Pit.