Hey! Over here! Look at me!
Yes, I’m a newbie. Been lurking for a while, but I was lured out by a few posts. So hello.
Newbie here, too.
If it weren’t for my lurking on this board, my private life would be very boring indeed…
::scamper, scamper::
But this is my first time. Posting. Hi!
nervous wave
~grins~ VERY new here. I think this is like my fourth post, so not only am I a newbie, I am a * definitive * newbie. But um, ~waves~ hi everyone. 
Disciple of Alf removes his Lurker Cape, Lurker Mask, and Lurker goggles. He steps out of the shadows and begins to speak.
Just checking in!
Disciple of Alf returns his Lurker clothes to where they once were and vanishes back into the land of lurk.
¡Ay!
Some people have over 30X the posts I have: and still say they are “newbies”.
I need a drink…
<Rushes in panting> Did I make it? Did I make it? Yay, I can register as a Newbie, wait is that a good thing?
::stands up::
Hi, my name is PigBoy and I’m a newbie. It’s been over a year and I haven’t been able to overcome my newbieness.
::returns to hole in the ground::
I have arrived!
Goodness I feel so vulnerable. Hope to be around awhile.
I have nothing witty to say, so hello.
That’s for real? 1634 ??? I didn’t even realize Al Gore was alive to start the Web back then 
Here.
[sarcasm]
Me? A newbie? Nope, not at all!
[/sarcasm]
Hang on a sec, (crinkle, snap, sound of tearing plastic) AAAH! Just got off the last of that darn shrink-wrap! Well, I’m heeeere! I’ve been cutting a wide swath the last couple of weeks. Lots of posts, serious attempt to read the WHOLE SITE! Only problem? Sleep, sleep, need–to—sleep…
(snore)…
I’m a new poster but a long-time lurker. I’m on here just about every day. I spend entirely too much time on the computer.
To echo all those who have come before me, “Long time lurker, new poster.” I read pretty much everything, but rarely delurk for anything but the computer geeky threads in General Questions. Anyway, Moo.
-FDISK
New to posting but not reading
Normally I’m against lists or cannons of any kind, but since there is no ranking involved (yeah, right :)), I’m enlisting…er, joining the Master List.
Thanks,
Gamelan