hubby is a reg., told me about cafe society page, so i thought i’d lurk over there. nope, not working, so many good discussions, i had to post!! then of course, had to jump to GD, on over to MPSIMS, IMHO, way too many interesting things to get involved in!!!
newbie zoot, present and accounted for!!!
(do i get to learn the secret handshake now?)
It’s like Tag. You’re a newbie until you find someone else who seems newbier than you. 
Well, in that case, blackmonday, thank you. 
I just found you.
But I’m still a newbie. I don’t feel any different.
-Stil
Hi. How is everyone?
Hello. Im a newbie, and nobody ever talks to me unless its to make fun of my username. ah feel the love. 
Hello all!!! This is my very first post but I’ve been a lurker for a while. Yay for me…I’m so excited!!!
I wasn’t gonna do it, but OK I’ll post here too…
Just curious, what’s the point?
(Takes another post, wanders off whistling.)
Suppose I should have signed in here about a month ago…whoops?
Damn, I need a sig. A real one, I mean.
Greetings and salutations,
Newbie here, oldie and baldy in RL.
Ummm, hi everybody.
One more newbie - officially checked in and accounted for 
Hey, 'nother newbie posting.
What is the purpose of it?
I don’t know.
BTW What does MPSIMS stand for? I looked in the FAQ, no avail.
MPSIMS means Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share
Thankee kindly.
long time lurker, short time poster
Yo!
We’re waaaiting…
I am a newbie.
Although I spend way too much time at Great Debates.
Don’t know if I’m really a newbie anymore, but I don’t recall having posted here before (If I did, sorry), so hello!
Wipe the slime off me and spank my ass