Hello!
Am I too late?
(taps mic) This thing on? (taps again) Umm, hi.
howdy
I’m definately a newbie. Hi all.
ducks, runs, covers, afraid to get hit with newbie weapons
Maybe I’ll get the guts to start a thread one of these days. On the other hand, what if noone answers, cause they think I’m just a dumb newbie. It’s a good thing everyones nice here.
k, back to just saying hi. HI!!!
Newbie thread?
Damn, I thought it was the beer line.
I hate it when this happens.
Ahhh… Finally a real newbie. 
waves
wow, there sure are a lot of us…
“Hello–can you direct me to the Hazing??? It’s supposed to be around here somewhere…or at least that’s what they told me…”
Am I the first to make this my virginal post (tee hee)?
Chiming in even though I’ve been here a while. I just post so rarely that no one knows who I am. 
-Belz
Lurked for years…
posted twice (now).
It’s good to be official!!
Hey for this short period of time I’ll be the newest newbie thats posted here! 
I was wondering where to put my first post. 
Sul
Guess that what I get for skipping freshman orientation!
I am new - lurk everyday, post occasionally.
hello.
<shrugs>
Hey all.
<points and scampers>
Er, um, hiya.
Don’t hit, please.
new
Still kinda new.