I refuse to post here.
Newbie over here.
I’m confused. Do I still qualify as a newbie? I feel like I’m in a baron wasteland, just at the city limits of Newbieville.
sings This is the thread that never ends…it goes on and on my friends…Someone started typing it not knowing what it was
And they’ll go on typing it forever just because this is the thread that never ends…sings
Here.
This is like the “Fish” line at County Jail.
This is like the “Fish” line at County Jail.
:peers around corner:
Hello?
I know I’m a bit late and all, but I might just qualify.
lurking balrog newbie here
Honk if you’re horny er a newbie!!
Heyhey:D
Newb. 
Grace
Newbie in the Bible Belt. Hey y’all.
Gee, here I’m only a newbie. On another board, I’m a Lesser Newbie!
I’m a long-time lurker, and just decided to join in case a sudden moment of lucidity strikes me and I wish to share it with all of the lovely Dopers here.
Pleasure to meet you all!
Signing in. I’m a little far from fresh anymore having been corrupted by the PhillyDopers but I guess I’m still new enough.
I’m still fresh off the vine 10 months later.
Me too! Former lurker, but I’m posting now.
Just registered a few hours ago. I love the top of the message board where it says “welcome to our newest member, YOUR NAME.” whee!
Your name in lights.