Hi, I’m not exactly new, but I read more than I post. Okay, I read a LOT more than I post.
Pleeztameecha.
-Helen
Newbie here - boy, this sure does eat up a lot of free time, doesn’t it?
I made my first posts yesterday. Hello to all of you.
Do I still count as a newbie if I’ve been away for a few months? I certainly feel new. 
Didn’t see my name on that first Master List…so here am I! 
New,newer,newest…
Newbie reporting for duty guv’na.
Hi everybody!!!
::tiptoes into room, looks around shyly::
Ummm, would this be where I sign up to be a newbie? I thought it was the SDMB addicts anonymous meeting. Aw hell I had better sign up for both!!
::signs life and free will away to SDMB::
allow myself to introduce…myself
I’m Just A Newbie…just hoping people will start to notice me around here 
Enjoying myself so far despite my current position blending into the background…
[hijack] by name, [hijack] by nature.
I’m new. Yeah, it’s true. I know I’ve been making some BIG WAVES around here, and most of you, well, you look up to me as a hardened veteran. Oh, sure, I’ve been in the trenches. I bled real blood when JDT said I could never have good sex. Sure it hurt. But you know what? It made me stronger. You bet. So, even though my post count my not be that high, my heart, nay, GUTS, know the board. They ARE the board. Sometimes, I can’t tell reality apart from the board. Then the voices come and tell me to do things. i don’t want to do them. no,no i won’t take the ice cream from the store mommy please i dont wanna make cake with unckle lewieplease make thevoicesstopalliwantotdoispostpostpostdamnitimgoingtopostnowhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehdrooldroolcoughlooklookatmeimflyingflyingawayweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelookattheflowerslittleboyohhowilovethestarsnexttomybutttheboardtheboardtheboardcantommycomeouttoplaypuppiesinmyheadpuppiespuppiesilikethebasketdkjfkjlskdcvnmsdfjkljeioe9duildfjlkj…
Later: OK. It looks like my medication kicked back in. I’ve had some stress lately. Sorry about that. So, as I was saying…
I guess that would be me. Hello, everyone. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.
Okay, I’ve done it. I have crossed the Rubicon. Aaaaaagh!
Ah, there’s nothing like that brand-newbie smell!
Hello, my name is Ivy and I am a nudie. I mean newbie.
Hi everyone,
I’m new so hi to everyone.
This is my second post so i guess i am a newbie.
I’m a newbie. Hi.
From,
Anake
Woo hoo. I love newbies like myself. (pay no attention to the date registered)
Yeah, I’m here too…
Been reading m.f.s.d. (and occ. posting) since its creation, am finding this web board much more to my liing.
Only 50 posts in 14 months?
I guess I’m not a slow poster after all!