It truly is an art to only post 50 times in 14 months.
Are you suggesting I’m slow? 
I usually end up starting to reply but then things don’t look as good in text as they sounded in my head. I’ve started posting more since reading the Seussified(sp?) thread.
This puts me at 51. I forgot to have a party for my 50th. It truly was a milestone for me.
Lurked for a while, but just signed on last month. A newbie is me.
Can’t get much newer
::Pammipoo signing in::
I’ve been here a month or so.
I’m a newbie too!
Feel free to celebrate… 
I signed in on the last list, and I still feel new, so let’s add to this one. Hi everybody! Still here!
Umm hi - I’m new ::shyly shrugs::
Hang on, let me check.
<-- Pretty low number of posts, nobody’s every heard of me, haven’t really added anything meaningful yet…
Yep, I must be a newbie
Newbie here…sorta…
I was here for a month or so in the first part of 2000. Then I got sidetracked and never made it back. I can’t even recall my old username! Oh well. Anyway, I read a lot, post little. Hi!
Brand spankin’ new here.
That’s Mr. Newbie to you!
Ok, now that that’s over with, where’s the booze?
An post.
It just occurred to me that I never registered here in the newbie room. Nope, never got my green card.
I though it might be best to check in before I hit 2000 posts.
Um, hi, I’m a longtime poster - first time lurker. Be nice to me ok?
How can a lurker like me resist posting in a forum like this?
(sorry I am not funny. Maybe next time.)
Howdy. I’m new. And I’ve already done an intro thread elsewhere (and had it go rather awry).
I don’t know that I want my name added to any sort of ‘Master List’…I can just see some future Joe McCarthy…
“are you now, or have you ever been, a Doper?”
New, new, new. Still got the bubble wrap. Want some?
(pop, pop, pop . . .)
I guess I’m a newbie… just signed up here today for the first time. However, I was a regular on the AOL SDMB for many months, so I’m not completely new. I’m in college so I won’t have much time to post here but I figured I’d sign the newbie list anyway, yay!
~Amanda
Newbie here!
Hi everyone! Long time lurker, close to first time poster.