Dang, I’ve been posting up a storm and never noticed I was supposed to come here and tell you all that I’m a newbie.
(Cue AA).
My name is Danimal, and I’m a newbie. I’ve got three days back.
Back to the other threads.
Whoaa… you’re giving out green cards here?
Count me in! 
been lurking for a couple of weeks and i’m addicted, so i’d better start posting i suppose…
Nice to meet all of you!
Nice to meet you, Tie-Dye!
Well, Crunchy Frog had a newbie list a few weeks back, which I signed onto. I’ve yet to receive the promised “Elite Cliqe” membership card, so I was obviously duped by a SDMB veteran. Clearly he started that list just to get plenty of non-battle-hardened young ones to beat up on without fear of substantial resistance.
Anyhoo… here’s my official newbie signing in.
–Tygr–
PS: i’b very zorry, i gad’t be fuddy ride dow. i’b regoberig frub a derrible code. cad eddybody post be some a-Dope-atherapy?
Well, this may be a pyramid scheme of some kind, but it’s free, so you got me.
Where do I report, O Master Mind? 
I guess this means me.
Wow, this board is such a huge time drain already and I’ve only been here like a week. Not a good idea to sign up right before finals. 
But I can’t help it. Everyone here is just so great. 
by glancing at my profile you’ll see that I’m not exactly a newbie, but I felt I just had to post.
Hey :D, can I call you colon for short?
What the hell is that? I don’t want smilies!
Uh, hi. My name’s Dave99, and I’m a newbie.
Signed up about a week ago, I am pretty sure this is going these boards are going to be a contributing factor if I end up flunking out of school.
This looks like the place for a Cat nap.
On a ledge in the sun
hell, I’ve posted to the other newbie threads up right now, might as well contribute to this one!
Been lurking a while, but I’m taking my time when it comes to posting.
Weird, I don’t do that in any other aspect of my life.
Well, I’ve been here for an awfully long time but only recently started really participating. I guess that makes me a newbie? HI!
For $10 you can have my elevator pass too!
Hi, another neophyte here. So how many newbie threads are there? I am new to this whole posting to message boards thing, but this looks like a fun group.
Hello… Hello… Anybody home?
You say “It’s all in my head, anyway.”
What exactly do you know about my head?
Did you put Newbie into my head?
Who ARE you? And what do you want with my head?
Moooommmmmmy!!
Whobie youbie? I be newbie!
Only here less than a month, and watching the post count mount alarmingly…
jr8
I thought I was on here, but now I see there’s a part 2.
So here I am again.