Ummm is this where I come to sign up for the [sub]cough…cough[/sub]newbie Learner plates?
Count me in!!
Aren’t you a non-newbie yet? God, how long does it take? 
This sounds like you mean me.
Here I am.
Nope - I am well and truly still a newbie - I haven’t taken my rites of intitiation yet.
Was adopted last week, so I’m still a newbie. 
Cripes, I didn’t notice this thread before.
I haven’t been adopted, like my fellow newbie above, but newbie just the same 
::signs her name with a flourish::
I’m new!
Nice to be here!
I’m with you on that! They sounded weird, all right. 
Do we get anything free for joining? Toaster? Cup-a-soup? New pair of pants?? the old ones are gettin’ pretty ratty…
Up da Newbie ham
New as well
Happy to meetcha
new ** AND ** improved!
Yep. New here.
Been lurking a while, of course.
New here. Some accolades from pit posting (with training wheels).
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52981
blessedwolf
Member
"Well said!"
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=52134
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by TVeblen *
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Beautiful, dustMagnate! The folksy, happy-face idiocy is insulting. I’m w/ Opal: just report the meteorology data and cut the crap.
raises hand
NIT (Newbie In Training) here, awaiting further instructions. (now could someone please pass the nacho sauce?)
wolf189
Good morning.
::lurking out loud for only the second time…
So new I’m practically prenatal–only signed up 3 days ago.
Nice to be among friends.
I’ve been registered for a while, but I haven’t really been a big poster… 
proud to be on the list!
I have to be a newby since I just activated my password
I think I’m the newest of the Newbies. Nice to meet you.