The concept of the smoke-break is such an odd one to me because I view smoking as so recreational. I can’t find a way to really justify the smoke-break (though I can think of a lot of good excuses for it). I would compare the smoke-break to a drink-break or masturbation-break (not just a quickie during a bathroom break). What other fun break ideas would y’all like to instate that would help you have a better day at work?
Pot… The other smoke break.
Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? -Morons!
Go for a ride break.
Oh yeah and HOOTERS[sup]tm[/sup] break.
Point break?
Whoa… that was so, like, gnarley or something.
emergency break
Fart break.
You’re presentation’s over and you can finally breathe a fart of relief.
Bone break breaks?
A Bartleby the Scrivener Break.
I would prefer not to.
The run-outside-and-scream-at-the-top-of-your-lungs-so-you-don’t-kill-someone break. Could also be called a Sanity Break.
ALLRIGHT, WHO THE HELL BROKE MY MASTURBATION???
Was it you, whatmove?
Damn Kids.
KEEP YOU HANDS OFF MY MATURBATION PLEASE.
I’ll second the masturbation break. How long would it have to be?
Nah, too easy.
OK, I’ve heard of women that won’t have sex with a man who is under a certain size, but comeon, Daowajan, your standards
should at least include yourself…
I personally like the Tequila Break.
In a similar vein as the OP, how about a lap dance break? That’d make for some interesting company recruitment pitches…
“And if you work for us, Tiffani here will give you a lap dance twice a day!”
“HI!!!” Jiggle
“Wow! Where do I sign?!”
Striaght Dope break
Nap break.
Page break.
Try not to read anything into that.