I’d say jail breaks, but after that, no one would come back to work.
With juice and graham crackers after 
I already have this. It lasts approximately four hours, distributed evenly across the entire work day. 
Boss’s neck break. Hey, as long as it’s fantasy.
Heroin break?
Spring break! Kegs! Wet t-shirt contests! Stoned volleyball! Thongs! Yeah… Thongs!!!
Thongs…
[sub]thongs…
(…thought of seeing my boss in a thong…shudder…what what was that about smoke breaks?)[/sub]
Masturbation break, huh?
You know, it’s still a little weird when my boss tells me she’s going outside for a smoke. I just don’t think I could take it if she said she was going outside to diddle her clit.
Man, that was a terrible image you just put in my head…the Gen Mgr is a little 50ish lady who looks a lot like one of my aunts…
(goes to shower off yucky feeling)
How about the boink break? Or are we talking about solo stuff?
Isn’t that what “hump day” (Wednesday) is for? 
but could you actually admit you were going for a masturbation break?
Use a euphemism, of course.
“I gotta go check the toner.”
“Just gonna go fill the ol’ water bottle.”
“I’ll be back in a bit. I need to feed the meter.”
sunbathing break
Sure…if you wanna get fired. Just imagine the expression on your boss’s face after you say “I’m gonna go jack off. I’ll be back in 2 minutes.”
I don’t see why this couldn’t be done during lunch break tho. Just drive to a relatively secluded place, hop in the back seat and fire away!
I don’t know about the rest of you but I really need a ten minute work break every day. Many times I’ve found that after goofing off for seven hours and fifty minutes, a brief spell of productive work can be very refreshing.
Reading the thread, reading the thread…alright, no one’s taken my idea so far…almost to the end…nothing yet…yes…yes…YES…NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!
[sour grapes]I could have said it funnier.[/sour grapes]
Sports break.
I work with schools and I envy all them little buggers having gym class built into their day. Man, if I could take 1/2 hour to go shoot some hoops, play kickball, play bloodball with my boss (who’s 40 pounds lighter, 6 inches shorter and blind in one eye - sweet!)
Masterbation break?
Give me a break!
Mom always said, don’t play ball in the house…
Whenever smokers asked me if it was OK if I covered for them for a smoke break… I always said fine so long as they allow me a Twinkie break. To which I am given blank stares and I get to explain that so long as they are allowed frequent breaks during the day that make me have to work harder… I should also be allowed to randomly go and do nothing for 10 minutes every hour… just to be fair.
This is usually followed by a berating over my lack of understanding of their NEED for a smoke… yada yada.
Masterbation Break… What you don’t take them now?