Masturbation: choking the chicken?

creaming your hands.

Shaking hands with puberty.
One hand clapping.

punching the clown

A slight variant on Euty’s post: jostlin’ the elder.

Buffing the German Helmet.

I never really talk about it, but I think I’m going to start calling it, “verbing the noun”

Oh, crap. That’s hi-larious.

One I’ve heard recently is “jilling off”. That’s what the ladies do.

One of the moon’s phases is the gibbus (sp?) phase.
The moon waxes and wanes.

Waxing the Gibbus
Punjab was very important to ancient India.
The moslems seized it in the Middle Ages.

Annexing the Punjab

Auditioning your finger puppets.