Jragon
April 12, 2016, 10:16pm
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He’s right, do not ring Satan’s doorbell.
(NSFW, no nudity, but NSFW):
More words of wisdom from MM:
Can I be honest with you? I’m REALLY tired of meeting broke Christians! You know the type: always crying broke, asking you to pay for stuff - even though they always seem to have money to buy the latest fashions, shoes and other inconsequential things. The kind that cry about hating ‘prosperity preachers’, yet are quick to set it off if their job shorts them five dollars on payday. The contradictions and hypocrisy are astonishing!
A woman isn’t mentally or emotionally designed to have multiple sexual partners.
When a woman has sex with a guy, the act of him entering her allows his life force and energy to enter her as well. That man’s life force and energy then becomes a part of that woman’s emotional and mental character.
The more of a man’s life force she takes inside of her, the more like that man she becomes. She starts to take on his ideological outlook on life, and begins to reflect the essence of who that man is. This in part is what the bible means by two becoming one flesh.
That’s why you can always tell when a woman has been with low caliber men. She’ll take on the persona and low level of energy of those men she’s been with.
A woman by divine design becomes a reflection of her man. Genesis 3:16 Whoever is sexing her on the regular, that’s the person’s mindset and ideology she’ll eventually become most aligned with.
And when she has multiple sex partners, she has multiple competing spiritual forces fighting inside her soul for the dominant position within her life.
This duality within her ultimately leads to confusion. I know some of you ladies think you can do what men do, but you have to put on your grown woman pants and think like an adult. It’s time out for thinking and acting like irresponsible teenagers.
You can’t do what we do. And we can’t do what you all do. Our bodies and minds were designed differently to fulfill God’s greater purpose.
Brand new relationship ebook for Christian women. (And no, it’s NOT about ‘finding your Boaz!’ Man, can we retire that phrase already???)
There was only ONE Boaz; and Ruth already beat you to him. Besides: getting a ‘Boaz’ is a misnomer. The proper biblical model would be Boaz seeking to find his Ruth.
Instead of seeking your Boaz, this ebook will help position you to be found by the man that you are uniquely skilled and properly equipped to be a help mate for.
My position in this ebook is simple: you are uniquely and intrinsically the RIGHT fit for the RIGHT guy. And only God knows who that man is. If you try to find him on your own, you’ll probably end up sampling a few wrong guys along the way, and being sampled in return.
That is not the proper biblical model.
He sounds like a fun date.
Jragon:
He’s right, do not ring Satan’s doorbell.
(NSFW, no nudity, but NSFW):
You are very awesome. Thank you for the link!
Okay. As I’ve never heard of it, I think we can do that.
Women get the direct path; the rest of us have to change planes in Atlanta.
I’ve been trying to shake mine for YEARS. It still sticks around.
You mean, you don’t just get off there?
It’s from the Bible, obviously. Specifically the Book of Ruth, which told the story, among other things, of Ruth meeting Boaz and the two of them getting married. Ruth and Boaz are apparently being used among modern Christians as an exemplar of what a good religious marriage should be like. So a Christian woman would say she’s “looking for her Boaz” to indicate she’s looking for a good husband.
Major thinks this is a bad thing. According to him, women shouldn’t be looking for good husbands. Their proper role is to wait patiently while men go looking for good wives.
So that’s pretty much how you can judge Major. He’s somebody who thinks the Old Testament isn’t sexist enough.
At an airport; where’d you get a crazy idea like that?
A woman isn’t mentally or emotionally designed to have multiple sexual partners.
When a woman has sex with a guy, the act of him entering her allows his life force and energy to enter her as well. That man’s life force and energy then becomes a part of that woman’s emotional and mental character.
The more of a man’s life force she takes inside of her, the more like that man she becomes. She starts to take on his ideological outlook on life, and begins to reflect the essence of who that man is. This in part is what the bible means by two becoming one flesh.
That’s why you can always tell when a woman has been with low caliber men. She’ll take on the persona and low level of energy of those men she’s been with.
so if I use a dildo with “energizer bunny” batteries I’ll become a real force of nature?
Possibly from a conservative politician.
That is why the women take the non-stop, otherwise they would be trying to get off there. Right in front of everyone. Hell, for that matter, they would probably be getting off on the plane. Maybe even start trying to get each other off. Damn, that thing better be crossing the Styx fast (hopefully my handbasket will be able to keep up).
Unless you are Baptists. Remember the old joke: why do Baptists refuse to have sex standing up? Because it may lead to dancing!
Presumably the same goes for masturbation.
Little_Nemo:
It’s from the Bible, obviously. Specifically the Book of Ruth, which told the story, among other things, of Ruth meeting Boaz and the two of them getting married. Ruth and Boaz are apparently being used among modern Christians as an exemplar of what a good religious marriage should be like. So a Christian woman would say she’s “looking for her Boaz” to indicate she’s looking for a good husband.
Major thinks this is a bad thing. According to him, women shouldn’t be looking for good husbands. Their proper role is to wait patiently while men go looking for good wives.
So that’s pretty much how you can judge Major. He’s somebody who thinks the Old Testament isn’t sexist enough.
It might blow his mind to know that a number of scholars read Ruth chapter 3 as an account of how Ruth snuck up to Boaz, who had been drinking, in the middle of the night and seduced him in order to get him to marry her.
Have you ever tried to get through Atlanta? It’s already Hell, I tell ya!
So that’s how you summon demons. Here I was wasting time with pentagrams and spells and such when I could have been doing it the more fun way.
