**MatchMake the Dopers**

Hmmm. :::suspicious squint:::

I’m grateful just to be remembered, so no slam, Anti Pro, but am somewhat puzzled.

Hey, where’s MrKnowItAll? Anybody seen him around? Whaddya mean, the weenie was last seen fleeing the building wearing a fake nose and sunglasses?!

Drat. Obscurity sucks. I finally post a picture (accompanied by a 5’ pink plastic penis, no less!) and the thread sinks like a rock.

Watching the guacomole turn brown,
Veb

I want to be in a sham marriage with matt_mcl. We’ve been flirting for years. It’s unavoidable.

::raises hand:: Pick me, pick me! (Um, that directed to the female dopers…)

ssskuggiii and… dpr!

Roo! I didn’t get to see your cool hairstyle. I do like the picture of the eyeball though. Very nice.

visst, jag är inte den som säjer nej till brännvin.
Sill, potatis och nubbe, yes.:smiley:
Du fixar Svenskan jättebra, jag är imponerad,
har du någon kontakt med någon släkting här?
Har du varit till Sverige någon gång?
Om inte, så skulle du göra det.

Holy Smoke ! - as if things weren’t tough enough.
:confused:

Whoa. I wanna learn German.
I also want to be matched with someone! I may be a “newbie”, but I want to be matched with someone!!!

Yah hoo Roo! Wow, you’re really purty, and you live in my city. Now I have someone to stalk :D. Actually, I’m just complaining here cuz again I’ve gone unnoticed. Once more and there will be consequences cracks knuckles.

BTW, I’m tall, red-headed, bucktoothed (it’ll be gone by the time I’m 18 ;)) and thin.

Sure, set me up, what the hell…

(waving hand wildly)

I’ll take SanibelMan!

OK, consider me on the market, so to speak. Any takers ?

S. Norman

Ah, Handy, Handy, love you too.
You do look handy, your name suits you.

Someone set me up. Please!

::eyes Omni and any male Doper with an English, Aussie, or Irish accent…::

:slight_smile:

Dare I imagine what match could possibly be made with myself?
C’mon ladies, who wants some sugar?

::ducks behind a corner and combs hair to look presentable::

Hi!

This topic is becoming a mating fest…which is alright, although the original idea was a mild abstract concept of matching. Like you might match me with David B. because we both have very high post counts. No, no, Im not into the gay thing, its just an abstract idea :slight_smile:

ok

Handy and Robot Arm, i’m thinking here…
The Bionic Poster!

Since this has turned into a dating service…match me up with someone! I’m so very lonely!! :frowning:

Well, Whammo thought that we would be a good match based on our posting styles, and he even asked me to marry him because of that.

Hm…match me up as well.

I’m still getting a feel for everyone’s personalities, so I’m afraid I can’t match anyone else up. Or I’d try. :smiley: