Yeah, so get this: matt_mcl tried to kill me and Nawth Chucka!! We were travelling to Montreal on our honeymoon, and matt tells us to go check out a few art museums in the downtown Montreal area. Low and behold he tries to get us to walk smack into a collapsing metro station!
I dunno, maybe it was that he thought I could like, engineer a fix to the tubes or something. Maybe he was trying to kill us for ransom. Maybe he thought I wasn’t fit to be trusted with the secret of ‘the poutine’ (I had my first serving over dinner with him–good stuff!).
Nevertheless, this MP runnin’, 6’ 2’-tall bein’, unshaven, hippie lookalike tried to kill me and my wife.
I want revenge! Meet me at the Vieux-Port for a Molson Drink-Off at 15h, hoser!