You seem to always have the perfect Queer Quote ready for any thread. I’ve spent much time reading your quotes section on your website. I’m impressed.
Imagine my surprise, then, when walking through the bookstore in Texarkana, Texas I find the means for me to be a Queer Quotes contender.
It won’t be easy, but I never scan ahead in my Page-A-Day calendars. I won’t even unwrap it until Jan. 1. But it’s sitting by my computer waiting. Then I can have the Queer Quotes before you!
Yeah, but Monty Hall was Canadian. I guess us American straights would be left with nothing!
Fran’s quote is recorded in several quotation books I have, as are probably most of the others in the calendar.
In other words, you’re foiled again. Muah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Oh, those are just the samples. There’s 366 days of stuff. Although I only get one-a-day. I guess 3 on Mondays when I get to pull the weekend ones off. Yes, I am going to have it on my desk at work.
Do they have a “Gay Kitties” calendar? I don’t think I can part with the Kitty Kalendar. 
I see matt_mcl (I’m using the full name hoping he does vanity searches) has either remained aloof or is admiting defeat.
Whom do you think they used as a source?
Damn you wee bull. You win this time.