“Lessee; we got the hollow cake with the trick candles and hot cutie ala “Under Siege”, we got the hats and noise makers, we got the too loud music, we got the booze in the corner, we got the dance floor and blacklight…”
“Yep, I think we’re ready for the guests…”
“Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear maxi, Happy Birthday to You!!! 
:)”
Happy birthday, babe. hugs
Now…where’s that booze? I assume we have cherry daquiris around here somewhere, Max?
Happy birthday Max! Your birthday has caught me short, so I don’t have anything. However, I won’t hesitate to pay for your drinks in the future. Just ask!
I’ve got some nachos in my backpack here…they’re 3 weeks old, but it’s all I’ve got.
Happy, happy, Max.
Coffee for me, please. Have to stay on top of things to defend an untenable position in the Pit.
Happy Birthday Max…
Aw, shucks, y’all…thank ya thank ya. So that y’all know, I am now the grand old age of 27. And, to be honest, it was kinda fun to start my birthday off by kicking a troll around the chatroom a bit. I won’t mention his name, but it rhymes with “bippymonger”.
Coffee? How about espresso? Finally tried the machine out the other day, and MY my my, that’s some fine stuff.
Now, someone bring the ice while I warm up the blender. Cherry daquiris all around!
Happy B-Day Maxie! Welcome to the 2-7 club. Have a cigar! 
Happy Birthday Maxie !
VB, please don’t do that again, you scared me to pieces.
Happy, Happy Birthday, Max! Here’s to many, many more!
Whatcha got in the way of drinks ?
Happy Birthday from me, Melin, and the boys!
Many happy returns, Max!
Max, congrats mate! You’re finally as old and wise as I am, and it only took you 4 whole months! Supercool
Anyway, pass the fuckin’ tequila. Ya know why.
Happy Birthday Max!!! xoxo
Happy Day, Max. Hope you have a fabulous day.
Have a good one bud!
Max, I don’t believe we’ve officially met, but Happy 27th! I think I may turn 27 again this year myself, it’s a good 'un.
ps-- me, too, Ayesha!
Happy Birthday Maxie!!!
Ayesha, my apologies…I didn’t think.
And Coldy, please hand me a glass of tequila; I’ll drink in his honour too! :wally
Happy birthday Max, may you enjoy many many more with good friends and family always around you.
Happy birthday, Max, and may I say, nice ass-kicking in chat last night.