Maxwell House coffee changes name to “Maxwell Apartment”

[LSLGuy]

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So, Maxwell House is apparently rebranding itself as Maxwell Apartment, because let’s face it—nobody can afford houses anymore. The marketers decided, “Hey, more people live in apartments, let’s make coffee sound just as depressing as rent day.” The irony? The name Maxwell House came from the grand Maxwell House Hotel in Nashville, where Teddy Roosevelt supposedly declared it “Good to the last drop.” Regal! Historic! Coffee-worthy! Now? We’re going from three syllables to five, from something …