May he poop on my knee?

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I’m sure a lot of you, if not most of you, have seen this by now. It’s been around for a decad and a half, anyway.

What are the actual lyrics, both in Hindu (or whatever), and in English?

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Someone posting as humblefool in the comments for that video posted this seven years ago:

Here is the translation for you guys
The first line is actual song and second line translation

Mehboob mere mehboob mere, teri aankhon se mujhe peene de
My beloved, let me take away the sorrow in your eyes

Kuch dard hai mere seene mein
My heart hurts for love

Mujhe mast mahaul mein jeene de
Let me live my life in some peace

Aah dhola, oh dhola, oh dhola
Oh beloved

Mujhe mast mast mujhe mast mast
Let me live in bliss

Aankhon mein kaajal, pairon mein paayal
My eyes shaded black and my feet with anklets

In adaaon se main karoon sab ko ghaayal
I’ll wound everybody with my mannerisms

Mehboob ki mehbooba tarse, sach kehde pyaar yeh kab barse
The darling of the beloved is waiting for sweet words from him

Main teri dulhan banne ko nikli hoon, sajadhaj ke ghar se
I’ve come, all decked up to be your bride

Mehboob mere mehboob mere, teri aankhon se mujhe peene de
My beloved, let me take away the sorrow in your eyes

Kuch dard hai mere seene mein
My heart hurts for love

Mujhe mast mahaul mein jeene de
Let me live my life in some peace

Mujhe mast mast mujhe mast mast
Let me live in bliss

Yeh nazar hamaare hai badi karaari, samjho voh jeeta jispe dil haare
In my eyes, he wins to whom I lose my heart

Haan ishq mohabbat karle tu, yeh pal naa tehrege kal ko
Reach out for your love, for this moment may never come again

Aa narmi le meri aankhon se, kuch pataa nahin kya ho kal ko
Feel the warmth of my eyes, for who know what will happen tomorrow

Mehboob mere mehboob mere, teri aankhon se mujhe pine de
My beloved, let me take away the sorrow in your eyes

Kuch dard hai mere seene mein
My heart hurts for love

Mujhe mast mahaul mein jeene de
Let me live my life in some peace

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Don’t care about the song but the word you are looking for is “Hindi”; with an “i” at the end. Hindu is the name of the religion and Hindi is one of the many languages spoken in N.India

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I stand corrected.