Mayonnaise on hamburgers

Mayo is okay if it is the only fatty sauce on the burger. I tried a California burger at Bk the other day. I didn’t expect the best guac on earth, but it was Ok and a nearly perfect amount of balance.
except…

It was combined with twice as much mayo as is required. What a horrible gaggingly fatty gloopy mess. And no longer seperable, so I had to paper towel off the bun side to get the proper burger to oil ration. But at that level of Guac saturation it was more annoying than good, I would have rather had none.

Mayonnaise is a crime against god and man.

Miracle Whip would be just as shitty on a hamburger.

It’d work pretty well on turkey, though, or in egg salad.

Oh, shit, I’ve hijacked the thread!

“Just as”? Pistols at dawn!

My wife prepares a homemade cilantro mayonesa when we grill burgers. Goes great with the smoke flavor of the burger.

Pickle relish, dill pickles, and lettuce. A1 sauce optional. Worchestershire sauce and onions cooked into the burger.
No mayo. No catsup. No yellow mustard. No tomato. Hell, let’s throw out the damn bun, too.

You might want to get that gastroparesis checked out…

Poll Option Not Listed: Sure, with the right toppings. But putting just mayo on meat? Pass.

For me, mayo goes well with lettuce and/or tomato on my burger. Sometimes it can also compliment cheese as well.

I feel sure I’ll to want to use that one day. Do you mind if I have it tattooed on my forearm, so I don’t forget it?

Meat

Cheese

Bun

Stop

The whole point of eating a burger is to eat the burger. Nothing else is needed

Yes, always.
I’ve always found, however, that mayo in the US is blander than in Peru. Even Hellmann’s make a “Peruvian style” mayo for us. “Gringo” mayo is too white.

Of course for burgers, “Golf sauce” (pre-mixing ketchup and mayo) is the way to go.
Ketchup alone is nver OK, though.

I like mayo. If I eat a sandwich, odds are pretty good it has mayo on it. I just don’t understand mayo on a burger. It’s just not right for my tastes.

How do they make it in Peru? I’ve made mayo from scratch before, but it’s just a basic mayonnaise recipe, I’d love to try something different.

Now wasabi I’ve had, and lots of it (although not at one time).

Hmmm. Maybe this is why I like it so much?

Another false dilemma poll; yay. How about “I like it but don’t have to have it”. :rolleyes:

Hell no.

Mayo with french fries yes.

Like mayo on the burgers and fries. I try not to get the fries, though… if there is another potato option (preferably mashed) or salad, I get those.

Mayo has no place on any foodstuff that I intend to consume.

Absofreakinlutely. And yes, that’s one of the purposes of mayo, and I spread a fairly thin film of it. But it’s still mostly there for its contribution to the flavor.

I don’t HAVE to have mayo, but if it’s available, I’ll put it on my burger.

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Depends what burger flavor I’m in the mood for. Catsup and/or mustard are sometimes too vinegary and I like the more mellow mayo flavor, especially with some thin dill slices.

Mayo and catsup mixed creates a “secret sauce” flavor that reminds me of the big mac. Not saying that’s good or bad, I can see how some would like it.

Yeah this is a lot like the hot dog discussions where I feel there’s no single “right” thing to put on a dog. If I fry up three dogs in one sitting, I’ll likely fix them up in three different ways just for some variety.